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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

May
3rd
2013

Short Story Time 4 · 3:48pm May 3rd, 2013

The crowd yawned at the unending droning of the man standing at the podium. Normally, people would be excited at the prospect of seeing Gabe Newell talking at this year's E3, but as the grand lord of Valve initiated his speech with more talk of GabeN, the assembled journalists soon became disappointed at the lack of news concerning any new game release from the studio and dozed off. As Gabe's speech ran to an end, the crowd felt elated to see the overweight god of gaming waddle off the stage.

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Apr
26th
2013

Bronze League Heroes · 8:50pm Apr 26th, 2013

Anyone playing Starcraft 2 might be familiar with the commetator HuskyStarcraft and his ongoing series "Bronze League Heroes", showcasing the highlights from Bronze League.

I admit this was painful to watch, but dear lord did my sides hurt.

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Apr
21st
2013

Quicker updates for DE: Equestria from now on. · 10:14pm Apr 21st, 2013

Yup, with all those pesky exams pushed ahead in time, and with an overall more positive outlook on life, I might actually speed up a little bit!

For those of you wondering about the last chapter: that little crush Celly has on Adam Jensen isn't anything focal to the story. It's just a fun little subplot that won't develop too much and is mostly for comedic purposes. Since it is a Deus Ex fic though.... Expect some sort of conspiracy in the future as the main plot.

Oh and guys...

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Apr
17th
2013

Slow updates · 6:06pm Apr 17th, 2013

Yes, I know Deus Ex: Equestria takes forever to update, but I'm busy with biology finals this week... Right after the biology test last week. Our teacher really knows how to plan his shit. Fortunately next week will be blissfully free from... anything major, really, so I'll have time to update then.

Also Battlefield 4, for those of you who have not seen it yet.

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Apr
11th
2013

So Edmar Fecler just contacted me... · 7:29am Apr 11th, 2013

He says FiD is finished and about to be released on Saturday, with updates every two weeks. DAMN he works fast.

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Apr
6th
2013

Alright, I'm back. · 12:31am Apr 6th, 2013

Calm your tits, I'm not cancelling anything. I was on vacation in London and didn't have time to tell you anything.

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Mar
24th
2013

I'm such a pro. · 7:42pm Mar 24th, 2013

250 pages in the chemistry book learned and written about in the span of four days. That's dedication niggas.

Also my hand is burning like Satan himself.

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Mar
19th
2013

Time to vote guys: who shall continue FiD? · 2:41pm Mar 19th, 2013

I know I promised to reveal the candidates on monday, but I had a math exam that took priority. Any way, here are the lucky ones:

1- Triumphant Sun
Perhaps best known for his multi-crossover epic Memoirs of Insanity.

2- NecroBloodedge7830
Has much experience with crossovers.

3- MAGO5

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Mar
17th
2013

The blackest song ever · 9:11pm Mar 17th, 2013

Hundreds of years of fighting for equal rights washed away in 3 minutes.

Also THE 502s ARE BACK! HIDE THE CHILDREN!

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Mar
15th
2013

Thoughts on the new UI? · 9:01pm Mar 15th, 2013

I think the new notification system is good, and the little info bar describing the author on the side of a story is neat, but it does feel a bit more cluttered that the original one. A lot of big buttons that could be made smaller, for example, and the new font isn't as good as the old one.

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