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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Mar
6th
2013

So... Anyone up for some League of Legends? · 4:53pm Mar 6th, 2013

Even with your everyday falling apart around you, it still feels good with a game now and then. Anyone up for a friendly match on saturday/sunday? It can be anything, from ranked to versus AI for all I care, as long as we have fun. Just add Knarklangaren95 on the EU West servers and/or send me a message here in FiMFiction.net. I'm not very good, so any skill level is free to join. We can Skype too.

Oh, and dibs on Thresh. :D

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Mar
1st
2013

And like, BAM, it's featured. · 4:19am Mar 1st, 2013

That was fast. As soon as the new chapter for DE: Equestria got uploaded, it's on the feature page.

I still feel stoned for some reason.

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Feb
28th
2013

I can't find any inspiration for my writing · 6:36pm Feb 28th, 2013

Work is such a bitch. I haven't even written 4-500 words on the new FiD chapter and I have no goddamn clue on how to proceed because I'm stuck at the entire part from Twilight's encounter with the Kellion's crew and their arrival at the Ishimura. I don't even have time to proceed. Our genius teachers have decided lay out exam dates at the dumbest possible intervals. I literally have one exam per week now, and practically all of my time goes to reading to them. Speaking of which, I have

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Feb
23rd
2013

My first hour of Planetside 2. · 1:59am Feb 23rd, 2013

Alright, so I got Planetside 2 the other day, and this is a written recounting of what happened for my first hour on Indar.

I installed it, looked up some videos and started playing as Vanu (sexy spandex FTW). I decide that I both want to contribute to my team and stay a safe distance away to learn the ropes, so I choose medic. Warp in, everyone jumps into a Galaxy (big ass dropship), alright, let's go kill some- OH FUCK CACTUS!!!

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Feb
20th
2013

Yay, my laptop's back · 6:16pm Feb 20th, 2013

Now excuse me while I study for both a national economy test and a immunobiology test Before I start writing any chapters. I'm fucking buried in work. Oh well, at least I have this on repeat to help me concentrate.

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Feb
17th
2013

I'm back from vacation! · 5:49pm Feb 17th, 2013

No, this is my dad's computer, so no fic updates quite yet. My laptop is a week late from repairs and I'll get it back on tuesday.

On another note, I enjoyed myself quite a lot in the Alps, even though I stink of sweat, sausage and cheese. Coincidentally, I was in Zermatt at the same time as the Swatch Skiers Cup in freeriding was being held. It was awesome. I saw some motherfucker pull off a backflip while being chased by an avalanche. Shit was crazy.

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Feb
5th
2013

I feel a bit better now. · 10:08pm Feb 5th, 2013

Mostly thanks to Top Gear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g6KKpo7ZSwU#t=144s
This made my day a bit better.

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Feb
4th
2013

Everything is just spiraling out of control. · 5:12pm Feb 4th, 2013

I don't know what's happening to me. My health is degrading. My grades have plummeted down into the hole of mediocrity. I've learned that my ribcage is out of place. And the worst is I lack the will or energy to push myself out of this misery. Everything just feels shit.

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Jan
26th
2013

I don't even know anymore. · 8:16pm Jan 26th, 2013

What is this... I don't even...

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Jan
24th
2013

Bad Santa is the best movie ever · 9:44pm Jan 24th, 2013

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