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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Jan
24th
2013

Jesus I'm just jizzing out story ideas! · 7:19pm Jan 24th, 2013

I have so many! It's just impossible to keep track of them, and I know I just can't write them when I'm not even able to finish my first stories!

Anyway, if someone is willing to adopt any ideas, feel free to PM me. Here's the first one:

Title: Age of Mythopony
Tags: Crossover, Adventure, Human

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Jan
23rd
2013

Hue hue hue fucking retarded laptop · 8:53pm Jan 23rd, 2013

Ever since we've moved to our new flat a couple of years ago, electronics have a tendency to break down a lot more frequently around me.

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Jan
13th
2013

So... The reason why I haven't kept my promise. · 7:36pm Jan 13th, 2013

"Hooray! Thanks to my new computer, I can finally finish my stories and satisfy my fans-"

And then it crashed.

What a shitty way to start the new year. Oh well, I managed to get my money back and buy a new one, so no hard loss. I barely had anything installed on it anyway.

Also I've gotten Starcraft 2 and League of Legends this year, along with Far Cry 3 for christmas.

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Dec
27th
2012

So I've picked up writing again! · 3:24am Dec 27th, 2012

Great news guys! Now that I've acquired a new laptop, I can actually start writing again! I should be able to post something next week once I actually remember whatever the hell I was working on. Still, it's a start at least.

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Dec
24th
2012

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers! · 11:09pm Dec 24th, 2012

Currently chilling with my new Toshiba laptop and playing Far Cry 3. I've never had so much fun with a recurve bow before! I also got a generous sum of bucks, which I will probably spend on StarCraft 2.

BTW, the shooting range opens somewhere in April. I ould probably find some time to bring along my old Mac for an explosive finish.

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Dec
16th
2012

The truth about WWII! · 12:18pm Dec 16th, 2012

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Dec
15th
2012

I'm buying a new car for christmas! · 6:21pm Dec 15th, 2012

This little beauty:

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Dec
10th
2012

A few questions for my plebians- uh, followers. · 9:57pm Dec 10th, 2012

How exactly did you find me, and do you want me to occasionally continue writing my short blog stories? Example: Number 1 and Number 2.

For now, have some sweet night-time music.

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Dec
9th
2012

I think I figured out what's wrong with my computer... · 2:43pm Dec 9th, 2012

Apparently, a misinstalled update for iTunes was leaking memory from my computer by the gigabytes, and left no space to update to a better working version. I had to restart the damn thing five times before realizing that.

OH APPLE YOU MAKE SUCH GREAT SOFTWARE

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Dec
7th
2012

A few thoughts on my writing and FIMFiction. · 5:58pm Dec 7th, 2012

I've been jerking around the site without writing for a few days now, and I've been thinking about my status on this site. Here's a little fact sheet:

Dead Space: Friendship is Dismembered
-Views: 1582
-Likes: 686
-Dislikes: 14
-Favorites: 1001
-Comments: 77
-Most viewed chapter: 1582

Deus Ex: Equestria
-Views: 2070
-Likes: 144
-Dislikes: 2
-Favorites: 225
-Comments: 142
-Most viewed chapter: 1174

My Little PONEY: The parody from hell
-Views: 1520

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