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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

May
22nd
2012

Rules for FiD art · 3:55pm May 22nd, 2012

Alright, I've already had some people on this site consider trying for some or for Friendship is Dismembered, which I am most grateful for.

Here are a set of things expect to find in the picture you submit:

-It must contain Twilight Sparkle (no other ponies unless they are witnessing Twi's shitty situation from the other side or something like that)
-Twilight must wear a level 3 RIG from the first game, helmet is optional
-The background must be onboard the USG Ishimura (obviously)

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May
20th
2012

I need help, readers! · 10:04pm May 20th, 2012

Hello guise! As user bloodwolf432 commented on Dead Space: FiD, many of you would like to see Twilight in a RIG. The problem is, I have no idea how to draw that, so I was going to ask the guys on Deviantart if they could cook up something for the fanbase. I do have several qustions for any potential Deviants:

-How do I actually submit requests after making an account?

-Do I actually have to pay for their services?

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Apr
28th
2012

An announcement · 3:31pm Apr 28th, 2012

Hello readers!

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Apr
23rd
2012

I'm back. · 3:33pm Apr 23rd, 2012

So yeah, I'm back from France, happy but tired to death because i didn't sleep on the entire trip. I'm gonna start writing as soon as I relax and get some proper shut-eye.

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Apr
15th
2012

No updates to DS: FiD next week · 1:15am Apr 15th, 2012

Hey there folks,

On monday our class will depart for France for an educational trip and we will stay there for the whole week, meaning that Dead Space: Friendship is Dismembered will be on a temporary hiatus. I'd normally just bring my Macbook with me but... Well, I don't really trust that a laptop with a broken hinge and that can bend well past 80 degrees would hold apart during that voyage.

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Apr
13th
2012

Updates on new chapter for Dead Space: FiD · 3:44pm Apr 13th, 2012

Hello loyal readers!

Just wanted to say that a new chapter for Dead Space: Friendship is Dismembered is cooking and on it's way! Just bear with me for a while, because i type relatively slowly and this chapter will be longer.

And yes. There. Will. Be. Blood.

And organs.

And severed limbs.

And Twilight in a RIG.

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Apr
12th
2012

Title change · 1:45pm Apr 12th, 2012

Seems like there already is a fic called Friendship is severed, so I just changed the title to Friendship is dismembered. It's practically a whole new fic!!!

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Apr
3rd
2012

Dat procrastination (not really) · 3:52pm Apr 3rd, 2012

Hurr Durr everypwny!

Just wanted to say that in two weeks (and possibly next week too) there will be no update to Confound these ponies!, the reason being our class will be in France then. Do not fret my minions, I shall not disappoint you!

Yours truly,
your friendly jar of dirt.

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