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Whitestrake


The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Mar
2nd
2017

Gyro Zeppeli.MP4 · 2:34am Mar 2nd, 2017

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Feb
14th
2017

I'm not sorry · 8:48pm Feb 14th, 2017

Nov
24th
2016

At this point I have to wonder if blogs can be considered spam. Oh well. · 5:07pm Nov 24th, 2016

So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, those who care to notice at least, I've stopped writing. Haven't touched a word processor in, what, two ears now? Maybe more? My memory isn't that great, as my fiancée will attest, but I've put this off long enough and shouldn't get sidetracked again.

My desktop bricked itself about two months ago, or I'm sure I would have gotten around to this sooner, but I'm hanging up the pen for good, at least for here, and for this subject.

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Nov
24th
2016

It had to happen sooner or later. · 5:06pm Nov 24th, 2016

So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, those who care to notice at least, I've stopped writing. Haven't touched a word processor in, what, two ears now? Maybe more? My memory isn't that great, as my fiancée will attest, but I've put this off long enough and shouldn't get sidetracked again.

My desktop bricked itself about two months ago, or I'm sure I would have gotten around to this sooner, but I'm hanging up the pen for good, at least for here, and for this subject.

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Nov
24th
2016

It had to happen sooner or later. · 5:05pm Nov 24th, 2016

So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, those who care to notice at least, I've stopped writing. Haven't touched a word processor in, what, two ears now? Maybe more? My memory isn't that great, as my fiancée will attest, but I've put this off long enough and shouldn't get sidetracked again.

My desktop bricked itself about two months ago, or I'm sure I would have gotten around to this sooner, but I'm hanging up the pen for good, at least for here, and for this subject.

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Jan
4th
2016

A little joke collection · 10:45am Jan 4th, 2016

A young whale is swimming through the ocean with his father, and he turns to ask him "where did I come from, dad?"
The father replies "from my penis, son."
The son stammers out "er, thanks" being as embarrassed as he was.
"You're whalecum."
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What gets harder to lift the smaller it gets? A casket.

What's the difference between an elementary school and an ISIS stronghold? Beats me, I just fly the drone.

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Aug
12th
2015

And here we observe Old One Eye as he hunts his natural prey: the vehicle. · 2:58am Aug 12th, 2015

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Aug
11th
2015

Powerlisting roulette! · 9:40pm Aug 11th, 2015

Simply click copy/paste powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random into your search bar, write down your power, then do it once more.

It's a fun little game on the super power wiki.

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Aug
10th
2015

Who Would Win? · 7:56pm Aug 10th, 2015

In this corner, weighing in at 8 tonnes and standing 4.5 meters at its highest point, a tyranid carnifex, equipped with anti-armor crushing claws, devourers loaded with brainleach worms, and vocal chords it can use to scream until its throat generates a ball of plasma!

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Aug
3rd
2015

Time for a little joke. · 6:11pm Aug 3rd, 2015

Three members of the Alpha Legion meet in their safehouse.

"I am Alpharius," says the first.

"I am Alpharius," agrees the second.

"I am Bill!" shouts the third.

Bill was always a weird guy.

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