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The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.


Fluttershy, out to visit her dear friend, Harry the Bear, takes an unexpected detour in the form of a small, woodland cave. She's cold, tired, and borderline hypothermic. It will take a miracle for her to get home.

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This story is a sequel to I Blame You

Like rewinding a tape, this slow-motion train wreck is back, and even less plausible than before! Humans have been popping up in Equestria for a long time; Discord was either young or non-existent in the earliest days. They have always brought with them change, advanced technology, sometime even new magics. Ten years ago, two humans appeared, wreaking havoc and having a few laughs along the way.
This is not their story.
Nope, it's time for a new group to strut about the kingdom.

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This story is a sequel to The Equestrian Bloodmoon

The gate to Nirn is open, permanently binding the realm to Equestria. In order to avoid the possibility of war with the Empire and the Aldmeri Dominion, Princess Celestia has enlisted the help of Reman, an Imperial. the mission is simple, and seems easy enough, but things rarely go as planned. With the enemies on all sides, each faction preparing for war, things are about to go from bad, to worse for all involved.

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This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.
After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.
Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.

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When his prey takes its own life, Hircine sends one of his hounds to a different realm for entertainment. A cosmic event heralds the coming of this warrior turned hound: Luna's moon turning a deep crimson.
This terrible description doesn't reflect the quality of this bit of fan fiction.
This is also my first attempt at fan-fiction.

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