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Whitestrake


The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Jul
10th
2015

Quiet Reflection · 12:26am Jul 10th, 2015

We humans are the product of our hormones, instincts, neural patterns, and experiences. Each of us has a plethora of thing we've done, or had happen to us, that has stuck with us for our entire lives and will be remembered until we mentally deteriorate or cease to be.

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Jul
4th
2015

Fresh nightmares, courtesy of Whitestrike in collaboration with Mother Nature and Organic Evolution · 6:54am Jul 4th, 2015

Motherfucker was in my goddamned bathtub.

Deck of playing cards for scale.

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Jun
21st
2015

Men keep pounding my rear · 1:23am Jun 21st, 2015

So, as some may know, I was rear-ended on my home from work Friday. As some others know, because of my spinal issues, having my back jostled too much is a big concern. As of now, I'm doing fine, if a bit sore and stiff; biggest bummer is that I'm missing two days of work while my back rests, two days I'm not getting paid for. Even worse is that I'm on pain killers, and can't enjoy my beverages of choice.

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Jun
15th
2015

Hype · 3:44am Jun 15th, 2015

Hype. Let me tell you about the word hype, and how I experience it after my nineteen years of life. If the word hype was inscribed over each nanoangstrom of my body's constituent matter, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hype I feel in this very micro-instant. For Fallout. Hype. Hype.

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Jun
6th
2015

Truly, the Battle we all Must see. · 2:00am Jun 6th, 2015

Rated M for Manly.

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Jun
1st
2015

Honestly, with the trend of kid shows these days, nothing surprises me anymore. · 1:59am Jun 1st, 2015

That is all.

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Apr
20th
2015

Behold, the glory of my derpy Boston terrier! · 10:31pm Apr 20th, 2015

Tremble, mortals, as he rubs his ass on everything you know and sit on!

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Feb
18th
2015

The Last of Us · 9:17pm Feb 18th, 2015

Will be streaming The Last of Us Remastered beginning at 22:00 GMT (4:00pm American Central)
Here is the link to the channel.
I'm right after the prologue and have never played the game before, so hopefully I won't be terrible!

Hope to see some of you there.

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Feb
17th
2015

PSN Friends Wanted · 7:22pm Feb 17th, 2015

For streaming, general dickery, and such.
Inquire at Whitestrake760 on PlayStation Network.
Games are more fun with friends!
Come on, it'll be like a party!

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Feb
16th
2015

New Twitch Account · 8:50pm Feb 16th, 2015

Right, so, going against every other author who livestreams, I'll not be livestreaming any sort of writing or anything like that, because the very idea of streaming while writing seems at odds with how I do things.
Anyway, here's the link to my profile, stream will start off as GTA V Online shenanigans and move onto whatever else I own for PS4 that may interest others.
Stream starts at 3:30 pm Central (21:30 GMT) and ends whenever.

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