Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfectđ´Ponk & GlimGlam are best poniesđ´Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.
"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writerâ˘
I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.
The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)
When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"
Ameteur writer, light fan of many things, avid Let's Play viewer, Reluctant brony due solely to the rest of the fandom. For what it's worth I ship FluttershyxWaluigi.
Keep on reading and writing my fellow pony fan's and rest easy knowing that I'm hard at work writing up more fun pony fiction for you all to enjoy!
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius
Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.
Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain
Active duty Army Infantryman 3rd platoon Attack Company 1-32IN Chosin Brigade 10th Mountain Division
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
Breathing on the neck of Fimfiction since 2014.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I always bring a sword to a gun fight...If its in close quarters
"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." -Winston Churchill
A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
I say, "My Diminutive Equine, Camaraderie is Enchantment" is a smashing show!
A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill â the perfect gift for a dad!