Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

This is Kody The Ultimate Brony's backup account

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Chopsticks, rice pone.

Mother was a drunk and my father was obscurity. Nothing ever came from a life that was a simple one.

In the cloud, the rain; and in the rain, the cloud.

I hope you have a good day, every single day. (Also accepting commissions.)

My name is Andrew, but some of my friends call me "Cloppy". I am 26 years old and huge fan of MLP:FIM. I write amateur clopfics, and co-found Anthropmorphics. My parents are so proud of me. ^.^

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots. | You Like? Join the Raccoon Feeders or buy me a kofi.

I'm a 22 year old brony trying to control the beast inside me. I’ve just recently started writing my own story, but my main objective is to help other fimfiction users.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

Writing wrongs.

''I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space … a message to lead myself here.''-Rose. The new profile pic is by RiverMoon

A southern brony that loves to read and write. My oc Heat Wave and I are ready to explore this big huge site.

Hey there, I'm Techno Babble.

You can thank me with a follow back. NO QUESTIONS...

"want a piece of candy?"

Serenity Now.

Is that a Motha Fuckin Jojo Reflerence?!

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

I like my coffee as black as midnight on a moonless night.

How many Bolsheviks can I fit in my oven?

You are going to LOVE ME!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm Sheena. I write mostly angsty teen lesbian romantic dramedy, a few AUs, and sometimes porn.

I'll help heal you, please just keep fighting you can count on me! As I a prince I can't give up when everyone is counting on me to assist you.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Writer of Fillies doing lewd things and Ponies doing cute things. People seem to dig that stuff around here. Commission Status

Bees are very important.

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway?

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I’m just some dude who loves ponies the same way a lot of people do... Wait, you like them 'how much' now?

Fly hard. Live fast. Be kind

I write a variety of stories in different styles. Some are basic slice of life stuff, some are dark. I occasionally take some risks in terms of telling stories by doing some unorthodox things.

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

One mans mission to entertain the masses with tales of a universe that doesn't exist!