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SirSirloin


The Rouge Dash guy. Roll with it. NSFW account.

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  • 3 weeks
    Rouge Dash's theme song, Y/N

    "The Best Jewel Thief in the World" by Prefab Sprouts (a female cover, ideally)

    Too on the nose? Just right? You decide.

    Still up for this, btw:
    https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/11097605

    EDIT: fimfic link for anyone who doesn't want FA in their browser history or does not have an account there and wouldn't be able to reply, because I am a half asleep dumbass right now

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  • 4 weeks
    AMA

    Bored, can’t sleep, still pissed about ED stealing my comm, so ask me anything about Rouge Dash, TMNT, MLP, Sonic, Spidey, Discworld, Zorro, sitcoms, Scotland, uuuuuuh, running out of stuff, improvise.

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  • 4 weeks
    Dear Seth: Fuck You

    ED: spends years posting "racy" art
    Also ED: institutes a pious "No porn, but we're not judging, except we are, also we care what normies think of us at THIS point, as if we haven't spent almost twenty years proving to be boring conservative freaks" rule
    Also also ED: post one of my Rouge Dash comms on the site without asking me or the artist.

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  • 6 weeks
    Her Bauble by Baroncoon

    In a distant and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the greatest thief of her Equestria relaxes on a gargoyle to admire her latest trophy and wonder why, if she's never seen it before, it feels so right to have it. The thunderbolt jewel in its centre, at least.

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  • 12 weeks
    Bonus: Where the Danger Is

    Ever gotten WIPs for another comm and they inadvertently give you a pic that perfectly captures the idea of the character?

    "Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is." - Tennessee Williams

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Mar
27th
2025

Rouge Dash's theme song, Y/N · 6:14pm March 27th

"The Best Jewel Thief in the World" by Prefab Sprouts (a female cover, ideally)

Too on the nose? Just right? You decide.

Still up for this, btw:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/11097605

EDIT: fimfic link for anyone who doesn't want FA in their browser history or does not have an account there and wouldn't be able to reply, because I am a half asleep dumbass right now

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That could be fun too

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Either could work, yeah. Could also turn Rarity in a stole or a cocktail dress.

Got another "Dash turns her 'friends' into clothes idea":
Dash turns them into an outfit she considers worthy of her awesomeness:
Rarity gets turned into a pair of panties
Applejack becomes a fancy cane
Twilight becomes a top hat
Pinkie becomes a fancy coat
Fluttershy becomes a sexy catsuit
(That's just what came to me, but any other combination of clothes works)

Alternatively, Dash could just turn all of them into panties to keep them close

I don't remember if I've put this idea down before, but:
Dash turns the others into suits for her to wear to disguise herself on heists, with hypnosis to help sell the illusion that she's whoever she's wearing

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