This is fiction. But it is based...

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

hello im Shock Wave, a self made Alicorn princess :)

Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)

Who let the dogs out?

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Writer. What else do you need to know?