Howdy, I’m Burt.

This is fiction. But it is based...

No.

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I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I type stories using my hands

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

space is a waste

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

"You think you know me..."

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A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Too much to write; too little time

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Something-something horse narrations.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.