Devourer of Terran flora and fauna, collector of carbon based material, and potential partner in crime
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
A 15 year old girl with a love of ponies and a passion for writing.
"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3
Wanted for writing and crimes against humanity. Mostly writing...
I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....