DODGING RESPONSIBILITY AT MACH 20!

Damn, I wish I could read.

Became a brony after I inadvertently stumbled upon an episode. Interests include: Halo, Civilisation 5, C&C, D&D (sometimes), sleeping, etc.

Why am I still here?

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Tired always.

Not very active here anymore.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

loves tiaras.

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