I do be writing. You do be reading

"Look upon the fields in which I grow my Fucks...and you will see that they are Barren..."

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Doing nothing with my life and so far, things are okay

I like women

Fetish Aficionado, Princess-Loving Bastard, Whore for Comments

Late to the party, but very eager to get going~

I am but a simple brony who loves everything My little pony FIM

Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along. Don't make me call the Brute Squad.

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Huge fan of Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle. My OC: Inferno Blaze aka The Shadow Knight

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

I'm not an alt! You're an alt! The whole darn system is an alt!

A chill purveyor of stories. A little microcosm of depravity with a heart.

Welcome back to the cum zone

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Welcome to the cum zone

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

The Low Budget Anthro version of Some_Leech. Now with 30% more Human trash!

Aspiring writer and insatiable SciSet shipper. She/her. https://twitter.com/CraftableAlice

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

A pleasure robot from the future. Was programmed with a giantess fetish.

Nothing suspicious here.

I am retired if you wanna fine my work follow the link. https://www.patreon.com/Mrmidnightwolf https://discord.gg/AeZBhyR

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I mean, you are.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Patreon | Commission Info

do not mistake peace for quiet

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I like big mares and big words.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Horrifically Fun