sunset bacon hors :P

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

The only ship I ship is friendship.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.

Keep palm and palette on.

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

Watched the show. Joined the herd. Ponies on the mind. Veteran fanfic writer. ProfileArt provided by CoutnessMRose: https://www.deviantart.com/countessmrose/art/The-Well-859294420

Hi! Well, Um... To sum it up. I'm like Human Twilight. Love to read, has random facts, short bangs and hair that I wear in a bun and glasses.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

"You think you know me..."