Forget not that I am a derp.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

When I look into the future, I see failure.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

What a beautiful Sunset.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Horrifically Fun

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Scraping my way up

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Genderfluid/Female. Dresses are for everyone! Moderator at Derpibooru. Owner of that orange dress-loving weather stallion.

An alt for porn commissions.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Write what you like, and like what you write.

I'm 22, Female, kind, loyal, and a gamer.

Pithy Statement

Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

time is a crime

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

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Too much to write; too little time

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.