• Member Since 7th Jan, 2012
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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Jan
24th
2013

I am alive (Trigger Warning: pointless angst/drama) · 11:10am Jan 24th, 2013

I'm getting quite a lot of people asking publicly and privately "What's up, TAW? You aren't doing much." lately and I'm kind of getting sick of it, so I figure I'll answer it loudly and publicly.

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Dec
19th
2012

And the winner is! · 2:54pm Dec 19th, 2012

Welcome, one and all. After much deliberation and more than a little fretting, two victors have emerged. There were quite a few entries, and more than enough to keep me second guessing myself. Many of them were excellent, and simply choosing two of them was a hugely problematic task.

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Dec
12th
2012

My kilopone has a friend · 4:24pm Dec 12th, 2012

2000 watchers! Blimey. If you'd told be back when I'd started I'd eventually have 2000 people watching my every move just waiting for me to fail, then...

Well, I'd probably have run away.

Have some celebratory art by the lovely v-invidia, unconquerable hostess of deviousderpy:

She draws me so pretty :3

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Dec
11th
2012

Contest results · 11:17am Dec 11th, 2012

I apologise for my tardiness on this, I've had a very very busy week. Now I have time to do stuff, though, which is nice.

Aegis Shield:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/32020/Twilight-and-the-Spartan-Stallion

Bookplayer:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/34029/Best-Young-Flyer

AugieDog:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/59491/In-Their-Highnesses%27-Clandestine-Corps

thehalfelf:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62406/In-Search-of-Knowledge

Esle Ynopemos:

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Dec
2nd
2012

And that's a wrap. · 6:43pm Dec 2nd, 2012

I won't actually be awake for the proper deadline, and tomorrow is very busy, so I'll make the post now.

To everyone who took part in the contest, thank you very much! I hope you all had a great time writing, and I hope everybody has a great time reading.

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Nov
28th
2012

Important Note · 6:26pm Nov 28th, 2012


I am an artisté

Also I am extending the contest until sunday. Pray I do not extend it further.

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Nov
25th
2012

Tick tock · 11:45am Nov 25th, 2012

Tick tock goes the clock,
You've all had your say,
Tick tock, beat writer's block,
and I will gladly pay.

In other words, time is ticking. The deadline for the contest is Wednesday the 28th of November--in three days time. Right now it's officially closing at midnight, giving you as much time as I can. If anybody wants additional time, shoot me a PM now.

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Oct
31st
2012

Contest Clarification · 8:37pm Oct 31st, 2012

I've had quite a few people ask, so I thought I'd make it super clear:

In order to enter, just PM me a link to your story before the closing date. It'd be nice if you could put "Contest Entry" into the title, because then it'll be really easy to search for them. Other than that I don't really mind, this is all just to get you guys writing awesome stuff, I'm not gonna be pedantic about entries or requirements.

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Oct
26th
2012

1.9 kilopones · 7:57pm Oct 26th, 2012

Dunno why you guys keep following me, I'm not doing anything recently. But uh, fair enough, thank you!

I don't really have much to say, save for thanking everyone for putting up with me. Don't forget, there's still time left on my contest (now with cash prizes!)!

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Oct
21st
2012

Contest Update · 10:23pm Oct 21st, 2012

Hey guys! I hope you're all hard at work perfecting your entries to my contest, for which you have but five weeks remaining. This is because the ever-generous Zanzibar has decided to further sponsor the contest, this time with real cash prizes! The first prize winner will receive $40, and the second prize winner will receive $20, in addition to all the previous prizes!

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