Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I don't write much, but it's a nice past-time. I'm not committed to what i write much, often taking months long hiatus.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

God, I'm so sorry.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A brony with a lot of love for the show and a lot of questions about its direction. Sometimes I write stuff.

♦Gone fishin'♦

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

The Tomorrow King.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com