Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

Welcome to the cum zone

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Nancy Janeist

So, I usually don't write, buut after reading some of these awsome fan fics, I decided to give it a shot. Wish me luck!

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

Nothing suspicious here.

My darker (fun) side resides here.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.

Your worst fantasy.

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

No.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Theodor Geisel

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A real lady killer.

When I'm not drawing ponies and dragons, I'm probably reading about ponies and dragons.

Booze goes in, clop comes out.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

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What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

You can't see the forest...

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

loves tiaras.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

A ling from the southeast US, support me on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/sandstorm94/overview

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I shall Butcher your dreams

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Me? Oh I'm just a guy who likes to play games and, on occasion, write a story or two. Also I attempt to draw things... sometimes...

Student with too much of an imagination...