• Member Since 12th Apr, 2017
  • offline last seen January 1st


Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.


The stories I write are fantasies. They are not meant to degrade, encourage, demean, enable, glorify, or educate. I may enjoy some fucked-up shit, but that doesn't mean I advocate for it or am interested in practicing it IRL.

If you're wondering if I take requests: yes! But only if I really, really like the idea, so feel free to pitch them to me. I also take commissions at one cent/word; shoot me a PM if you're interested.

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Mostly just children and anything to do with bodily waste.

I can't guarantee I'll be able to fulfill any requests for a the time being, though. I started a new job recently and haven't had much time for writing.

Before I send a potential request your way, I'd like to know what things you absolutely won't write about?

2749460 Because I wasn't blinded by the light.

How'd you know it wasn't Springsteen?

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