Search lights scanned across their usual spot where a mare was to stand, showing that the newly wed princess was standing in her position with a face that showed she was trying not to laugh.
You ready for this...?
The lights fixed in on the princess who only nodded with a cutesy laugh.
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Cadance...
...is about to have her principles betrayed all over the place...
"And what principles would that be?"
Playing fair...
...being nice...
...keeping things for kids...
"Oh... Well I'll persevere..."
You're brave...
...that's a shame...
...I like bravery...
Cadance...
...is second best in Shining Armor's eyes...
"He does place his sister in the highest love, maybe even more than me. I understand that, and I've gotten used to it. It's pretty cute when you think about it."
Cadance...
...approves incest...
"I didn't say that exactly. But... I guess it falls to how much you do love someone. Love is strange like that. There's no real way to pinpoint how it works or what should be accepted."
Cadance...
...knows Shining Armor only keeps her for the memories of Twilight...
"That could very well be true. He always talks about the times the three of us shared and how nice we were together. But that's normal."
Cadance...
...is a tramp...
"Heh, well..."
Cadance...
...endorses prostitution...
"I-It's a life style... at times... But I wouldn't say I endorse it, heh."
Cadance...
...cheats on Shining Armor regularly...
"That's far from true. I would never hurt my Shining Armor like that."
It doesn't hurt him...
...because in exchange for him letting you get out your desire for multiple partners per day...
...you let him have his way with his sister...
"Excuse me!?"
What a happy family you have...
...skank...
"Please... That's enough."
... harlot...
"Heh, I said that's enough... really."
Cadance...
...is powerless without love...
"...Huh?"
Cadance...
...controls love...
...gives love...
...attacks with love...
...and fixes love...
...without love...
...she's worthless...
"I have other powers."
You're no better than a Changeling...
...you're just a pathetic, worthless, whoring, leech for love...
...you disgust me...
Cadance said nothing. Her wings furled against her body as she turned away and faded away into the darkness.
...I hate myself...
...I feel sick...
It gets better from here boys...
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you guys better feel bad
I like Discorded Pip, reminds me of that one fic, Of Insults
758237 Since I was 7 i've lost all feeling of guilt . As well as shame. So... good luck with that.
She's converting them to the dark side! Gosh dang cookies!!!!
758247 Yep...
758251 Who will save our anti-heroes?!
758270 Again, good luck with that.
758254 Deadpool? Naaaaah. They is doomed I say. Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
....I LIKE THIS ROUND
evil always feels sooooooo gooooooooood
Another has fallen!!!! Grrrrr.... Revenge will be had. (p.s I've lost score. Forgot who had how much lol)
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No. If I had a "nope" pic I'd post it.
758254
Hmmmm...
This sounds like a job for *drum roll* THE MYSTERIOUS MAREDOWELL!
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...THE BUCK DID CHRYSALIS GET CONTROL OVER THE WHOLE SITUATION!? I THOUGHT DISCORD AND PIP WERE THROUGH PLAYING HER GAME!!!
I agree with Discord and Pip, and you know it's bad when even Discord disagrees with it.
Time to read this whole series again, i'm confused....have some plot.
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I'd like to see the three go up against God...
We'll see who's going to Hell then.
759842 They already did. Celestia is their relative god in Equestria.
758916
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759867 meh... depends on what you think of her i suppose.
Me personally, i don't see the characters of Equestria worshiping her at all.
I kind of see her as like the queen of England of something.
The ponies sort of honor her presents, and stature.
When they say "Oh my sweet Celestia!"
It's like saying "Oh my sweet queen of England!"
It sounds a bit wierd but thats just the way i see it.
It doesn't make me love this series any less though. Your writing makes me laugh dude.
Ohh, that one stung. So we've resorted to calling people whores and harlots, eh? It makes me feel sick just reading it.
But it's okay Cadance, we still love you.
it seems Chrysalis didn't learn her lesson from her last roast. Might be a round 2 for the queen.
You almost won again Cadance, you were so close.
Chrysalis, Discord, Pip, you'll all pay for this!
CURSE YOU CHANGELING QUEEN!!!!!
Discord, Pip, have muffins. have all the muffins in the world. the fact that you hate yourselves now is wonderful. Chrysalis? WHY MUST YOU BE SO TERRIBLE IN THIS STORY!?!?
Why must you make me hate you in this story!? it'd be find being cruel and sadistic, but being cruel and sadistic to ponies who did absolutely nothing is really painful! Not cool!
Poor Cadance. Bad Chrysalis, bad! *hugs Cadance* Love may be your talent, Cadance, but you're not a changeling, don't worry!
And even Discord and Pip are feeling bad? Dang...
I love your fic! The only issue is that her name is Cadence, not Cadance.
764004 The wiki and other sources call her Cadance, so I go with the majority.
...Win?
This is all I can do, poor Cadance. That wasn't really that intelligent of a roast, basiclly all they did was call her a whore over and over again If your going to roast do it with some skill
Whas a monochrome aye?
Discord feels bad?
... Nah. He's lying. He doesn't have a conscience.
Well chrysies revenge is complete
>... harlot...
There is a space before the word
>...controls love...
The first period is not underlined
758215 Y U NO PUT PROPER LINK e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/anger.gif
Remains Loyal to Queen
*Loads the shotgun*
I oddly have an uneasy empathy for cadence... I personally can't see MY sister in that way but as far as I'm concerned, if everyone directly involved knows and agrees with what's going on and the implications then I'll tolerate it. Just don't bring me or someone who doesn't want to be apart of it into it.
I am not sure... discord felt sicken......
758244
You should consider yourself lucky, I was born with no shame or guilt.
OK, I don't object to the idea of the voice(s) being mean, but this chapter isn't funny, because it isn't clever. Not by the end, anyway.
1295500 Really? Aww... Let me go get you the world's smallest violin so you can feel bad... Awwww...
That was weird.
1295568 I caught that reference...
1295568
Cadance...
...controls love...
...gives love...
...attacks with love...
...and fixes love...
...without love...
...she's worthless...
that was very true.....
Poor Cadence!!!! It was so bad that Discord himself felt sickened. Also what was so funny to Cadance at the beginning? And Chrysalis is one talk. Without love she's powerless!
She didn't deny it