My name is Flash Sentry.

I wasn't always the cool, blue-haired kid playing guitar and sweet-talking ladies.

Once, there was only one lady I would have done anything for—and did.

And falling for her was the worst decision of my life. It left me broken. After a while, I was begging for some way for it to end.

I won't feel that way again. Ever.

Artwork by the always excellent _Vidz_!

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The end has come for Ponyville.

Octavia, frankly, could not care less.

This story is a sequel to Admiral Trampoline Super Biscuit Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume I

Once upon a time in a universe far, far away, two or three or five or some nonzero quantity of magic diminutive horses came together and fell in love and then unfortunately produced offspring who chronicled the way in which their parents met.

This is their story.

Trigger Warning: An EFNW collaborative project with Super Biscuit and Admiral Trampoline. We're not sorry.

This story is a sequel to Admiral Trampoline Super Biscuit Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume I

Once upon a time in a universe far, far away, two or three or five or some nonzero quantity of magic diminutive horses came together and fell in love and then unfortunately produced offspring who chronicled the way in which their parents met.

This is their story.

Trigger Warning: An EFNW collaborative project with Super Biscuit and Admiral Trampoline. We're not sorry.

This is Cassandra, my OC don't steal. Her interests include having a dark past, saving Twilight when the elements of harmony fail, and being Celestia's long-lost sister. What follows are the adventures, foibles, and shenanigans that the Mane 7 get into. These stories will touch you, spiritually and emotionally; they will make you laugh, make you cry, and hopefully make you love Cassandra as much as I do. I don't want to be too narrow, so even though I can't tag this as both "Adventure" and "Slice of Life" I'm going to try my hand at both of them.

Praise for The Cassandra Chronicles:
"wonderful. perfect and wonderful." -RagamuffinQ
"Too majestic for words." -Brony Hectic
"This is by far the best fiction on this site." -AwkwardTaco
"You show 'em, Cassandra!" -CartsBeforeHorses
"I love Applejack and this is still the greatest story ever told." -Twinkletail
"Your OC really is the best OC! (Other than MINE, of course...." -Twilicorn_Luver
"This is better then Fallout: Equestria." -DashieTheAlmighty

You're probably wondering how I came up with the name "Cassandra." Because while it is a beautiful name on its own, the meaning is deeper. Greek mythology tells of Cassandra, daughter of Priam, who is cursed to see the future, but never have anyone believe her. Consequentially, a "Cassandra" is one who says things that are true, but is largely ignored, either because these truths sound ridiculous, or are too painful to hear. While my Cassandra can't literally see the future (because where's the fun in that?), she still tends to be more perceptive than the others. However due to jealousy or inclination of mistrust, other ponies often disbelieve her. That is why her Element of Harmony is Trust; to represent that she has to learn to put trust in less-intelligent, less-reliable ponies, and that other ponies have to realize they should trust her.

This story is a sequel to The Twilight Enema

Cadance needs Twilight's help getting the parental controls on her TV disabled so she can watch porn.

The final story of the exciting Celestia Chode tetralogy! Now on Equestria Daily!

Cover credits: Heart Butt
Cadance with Braces
"Wrong Neighborhood" Twilight

This story is a sequel to Feeling That Way

The war's over and your fiancé is back. Your once dead town is showing signs of life again. But you feel more muted than ever. Only one thing is there for you, anytime at all.

"Feeling That Way"/"Anytime" are two popular Journey songs from their breakout album Infinity, often played back to back on the radio.

Preread by Yamgoth the Moth and the Dobermans
Recommended by Present Perfect

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Twilight Sparkle sponsors a talking contest which Pinkie easily wins, but is there a nefarious plot lurking below the surface?

VERY VERY OLD BUT POSTING ANYWAT

When Mary-Ellen Cheerilee loses her iPhone, she searches ponyville for it, but almost gives up until she sees somepony with it texting or something. Who is ut? gotta read to find out

edit by my grandpa since im visited him right now/.

THIS WAS APPOSED TO BE POSTED IN APRIL BUT NEVER DID, SO HERE SRRY, GUYS.

Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers....

This should be fun.

FEATURED 30/3/17-1/4/17

NOW HAS A SEQUEL!! Diamond Tiara's Second Announcement: Better Luck This Time.