When you've had a terrible day, sometimes only one word is needed to sum it up.

Two army men are sent into a world of violence and killing by the hands of a man who took over Equestria and puppeted Luna... Will they be able to save Equestria from doom?

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Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities.

"Like Cold in Gardez's The Trouble With Phoenixes, except not funny." ~Excellent Trebuchet

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Fluttershy is absolutely terrified.

She just dreamed the perfect dream.

Happy St. Valentine's Day, folks

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Thundercats terrorize the land. Ponies die. Twilight Sparkle walks outside and the world is on fire.

Berry May wants to sell her berries in the Ponyville Town Centre, but Mayor Mare has been replaced with a shark. Meanwhile, an asteroid is colonized.

Vinyl Scratch likes electronics and being loud. So, she joins the Marine Corps to fly the EA-6B Prowler.

It makes sense to her.

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You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way.

"Feeling That Way"/"Anytime" are two popular Journey songs from their breakout album Infinity, often played back to back on the radio.

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Octavia has always been an oddity among her fellow musicians. Whether it is because she lives in Ponyville as opposed to Canterlot or prefers to find inspiration in her own way, fitting in with the band hasn't been exactly simple, and feeling isolated has started taking its toll on her.

However, when Octavia visits a local pub after practicing with the band, she spots Vinyl Scratch waiting for her there, almost as if she knew Octavia would show up. Vinyl has an idea of what has been bothering Octavia lately and wants to have a chat with her.

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Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is. Then they make out, because me writing bad troll fics is God's way of punishing us all.