Yeah.

Twilight slowly slumped down the stairs, groaning with misery. Her hair was still a complete mess from yesterday. Feeling dead on the inside, she had gone to bed right as she got home early last night and had just woken up. Despite getting the most sleep she had in months, she was even more tired than she was last night.

Spike cracked open an eye and stared at Twilight slamming her head down on the table. His colors had somehow become their complimentary opposites. His purple and green scales were now yellow and red. Instead of growing up, he had somehow grown down, becoming half the size he was before.

"Yeah?" Spike grunted.

"Y- y- yeah!" Twilight gave a mocking laugh.

"Yeah?" Spike questioned with a little more snark.

"Yeah..." Twilight muttered back.

"Yeah..." Spike sighed quietly.

After shoving five cups of coffee down her throat Twilight braced herself and opened the front door to the crystal palace, only to see Applejack standing there in front of it with an blank look on her face. Twilight looked at Ponyville behind her, it looked like a hurricane had hit it. Twilight wished a storm had hit it. Applejack laid a hoof on Twilight's shoulder and sighed.

"Yeeeah," Applejack nodding her head, "Yeeeah."

"Yeeeeeah..." Twilight agreed.

"Yeeeeeeeeeaah..." Applejack shook her head.

Walking down the path to the town hall, Twilight came across a straight maned Pinkie and Rainbow Dash staring at Sugarcube corner. Rainbow Dash's home had been blown into it. Neither building survived the crash. Rainbow Dash turned and stared at Twilight.

"Yeah." Rainbow Dash confirmed.

"Yeah?" Twilight questioned.

"Yeah! YEAH! Yeah!" Rainbow Dash retorted with anger.

"Yeah." Twilight agreed.

"Yeah..." Rainbow Dash restated.

The party pony and athlete fell in line with the librarian and farmer. The four of them ran into the seamstress next to her ruined home. Unlike the others, she wasn't staring at her home, rather off into the distance, still as a statue. She hadn't moved at all since yesterday when she was hit by a tidal wave of koolaid, and her new dress, along with her hair, had been completely ruined.

Applejack, the most composed of the group, walked up and wrapped a hoof around her shoulders. Giving her a gentle squeeze, she gently spoke up.

"Yeah?" She whispered.

"Yeah..." Rarity whispered. "Yeah- hua- hua- hua- huaeeeeaaah..."

"Yeah... Yeeeeaaah..." Applejack rubbed her shoulder as Rarity gently cried.

Rarity rose, and stared Applejack in the eye. With a look of determination, she ended on one final note.

"Yeah."

Sniffling, Rarity pulled herself together and fell in line as the group continued to make their way to the town hall. All five of them stopped and stared at Fluttershy in horror as the quiet mare rocked back in forth in the fetal position. Her mane and fur had been completely shaved off, leaving nothing but a bare, naked pony in the middle of the street. This time Rarity quietly trotted up to the whimpering mare and nudged her. Looking up, Fluttershy instinctively tried to hide behind her mane, only to realize once again she didn't have one. Crying out, she buried her head into Rarity's chest and wept. Rarity stroked the bald mare gently as she let it all out.

"Yeah?" Rarity cooed.

"Y- yeah..." Fluttershy stuttered.

"Yeeeeah... Yeeeeah..." Rarity continued to say in a soothing manner, gently rubbing the back of her friend.

They both stayed that way for a while before Fluttershy slowly rose up. She went to wipe the tears out of her eyes and saw her naked hoof. The overly sensitive mare started to cry all over again as she collapsed against Rarity. Sighing, Rarity went back to soothing her. Rarity's eyes widened as she got an idea, taking off her koolaid stained dress, she gently pulled the garment over Fluttershy, covering at least some of her body with clothing.

Revealing that under her dress, Rarity's torso had also been shaved down to the smooth skin underneath. Fluttershy gasped in horror upon seeing this.

"Yeah," Rarity said in a knowing tone. "Yeah."

"Yeah?" Fluttershy said, feeling a little better.

"Yeah." Rarity smiled.

Twilight winced as the two approached, giving what she hoped was a comfortable smile to Fluttershy. The girls quietly made their way to the town hall, all the residents of Ponyville stared at the six as they walked up on stage, they had a look of disgust on their face as they watched the mares get into position. Oddly enough Luna was in the back of crowd, shaking her head at Fluttershy. Fluttershy eeped as she saw her and hid behind Rarity.

Twilight looked at her friends, none of them made an effort to move up to the microphone. Instead, they were all giving her an expectant look. Frustrated, Twilight threw up her hooves at them, calling them out for putting her on the spot.

"Yeah!" Rainbow Dash confirmed, challenging Twilight to challenge her.

"Yeah..." Pinkie spoke up for the first time.

"Yeah." Applejack deadpanned, making it clear it wasn't going down any other way.

"Yeah." Rarity weakly said, confirming she had nothing left to say.

"Yeah." Fluttershy surprisingly added in with the rest.

"Yeah? Yeah?!?" Twilight angrily responded.

"Yeah!" They all said back.

"Yea-"

"YEAH!" They all ended with a note of finality.

Sighing, Twilight slowly trotted up to the microphone and adjusted it. Swallowing, Twilight nervously spoke up.

"We six, hereby promise, to never try and go on blind dates ever again, for as long as we live..."

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Actually leaving now

Actually leaving now #1 · Dec 29th, 2014 · · ·

Exactly 1000 words. Bam.

Seether00

Seether00 #2 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 10 · ·

I find the lack of Bulk Biceps disturbing.

Hillbe

Hillbe #3 · Dec 29th, 2014 · · ·

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2014/350/b/a/finished_by_hillbe-d8a3v8r.jpg

punzil504

punzil504 #4 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 1 · ·

"We six, hereby promise, to never try and go on blind dates ever again, for as long as we live..."

...and this time we mean it.

RainythePegasus_Archive

RainythePegasus_Archive #5 · Dec 29th, 2014 · · ·

Yeah

Derpator

Derpator #6 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 8 · ·

Juntao112

Juntao112 #7 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 1 · 1 ·

Yeah

kudzuhaiku

kudzuhaiku #8 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 2 · 1 ·

5438440

RainythePegasus_Archive

RainythePegasus_Archive #9 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 1 · ·

5438294 it doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

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Pickleless

Pickleless #11 · Dec 29th, 2014 · 1 · ·

5437732
Yeah.
5437750
Nah.
5437785
YEEEEAAAAAAAH!
5437810
Yeah!
5437931
Yeeeeaaah...
5438265
Yeah.
5438294
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah-
5438440
Yeah.
5438564
Yeah, yeah!
5438929
Yeah...

Raichu

Raichu #12 · Dec 30th, 2014 · 2 · ·

Cool.

Karna

Karna #13 · Dec 30th, 2014 · · ·

5438294

I must question who has this enough time to make this, and why they would choose to spend it in this manner.

Pickleless

Pickleless #14 · Dec 30th, 2014 · · ·

5441546
And you question it on the comment page of a piece of fan made fiction of a children's cartoon show containing content of the main characters saying "yeah" for about 70% of the chapter?

Karna

Karna #15 · Dec 30th, 2014 · · ·

5441666

Yes, because I am incapable of detecting the irony in said situation.

IncinerateChicken

IncinerateChicken #16 · Dec 31st, 2014 · · ·

Why?

Pickleless

Pickleless #17 · Dec 31st, 2014 · · ·

5441784
I meant that in a playful manner more than a "are you stupid," one. Sorry about that.
5443411
*shrugs.*

Frogmyre

Frogmyre #18 · Dec 31st, 2014 · · ·

That last line...

That actually cracked me up.

Alex Prior

Alex Prior #19 · Dec 31st, 2014 · · ·

...yeah.

Alkonium

Alkonium #20 · Dec 31st, 2014 · · ·

Wow. This could have ended with literally anything.

scorpion1m

scorpion1m #21 · Jan 1st, 2015 · 1 · ·

I've done a dramatic read of this fan-fic

MakingFanFictionsIsGreat

MakingFanFictionsIsGreat #22 · Jan 1st, 2015 · 1 · ·

Y-- Yeha!!!!

I HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE!

Pickleless

Pickleless #23 · Jan 1st, 2015 · 1 · ·

5447204
Hey~

scorpion1m

scorpion1m #24 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

5447585

did you like it?

Pickleless

Pickleless #25 · Jan 2nd, 2015 · · ·

5451067
I was flattered, thank you.

Alyss

Alyss #26 · Jan 20th, 2015 · 1 · ·

At first I was like, "I don't know how yeah would explain a terrible day." Then I was like, "Screw it, I'm going to say yeah when I have a bad day too!" Then finally I was like, "Oh wow! Yep, it's official. Blind dates can in fact be deadly." Well, time for an up vote and favorite!