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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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The Tree of Harmony loved her little rogue ever so much, it was such a shame she could never voice it.

Edited by ChappedPenguinLips, go tell him how much of a mouthful his name is he rocks.)

Chapters (7)
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Comments ( 21 )

Very interesting! I wonder what Frost has become.

It is amazing how tragic a story of the romance between a stone tree and a warped dragon can be. But I love this!

Nice to see a bittersweet ending to it all. This is definitely one of the most intriguing headcanons I've ever come across.

I feel that this wonderful tale needs a sequel, but this ending also works very well. Perhaps Twilight's castle itself can interact with Discord? That would be very interesting.

This was pretty nice to read through, rather well enjoyed the concept of the tree being this fully sentient.

Before I read this, what is the Dark tag for ?
And how bad does it get ?

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Someone dies and it describes them deflating, a tree gets sad a lot.

A fascinating way to present the history of Equestria, and a fascinating perspective from which to do so. The writing itself is somewhat unpolished, but once this gets its roots in, it flourishes. Thank you for it, and good luck in the judging.

That was an awesome bit of worldbuilding! And a great story well told. Bravo!

This is both eerie and fascinating, with the right touch of mystery. I always did love a crack ship done seriously.

And just so you know, the first bold text in the chapter is broken.

This is absolutely bizarre.

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*Spend a week editing this from sleeping till wake.*
*Find a leftover period from when I replaced it with a comma, and other mistakes on glance.*
Screams.

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I know that feel.

I hate that feel.

I have never wanted a tree to get a boyfriend more.

Harmony and chaos. Oddest. Ship. Ever

Wow this story has me cheering for a tree. Like legit I like the tree now. Go tree

A perfect epilogue for this one, and a good motivation for Cozy. Thanks for the capstone.

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