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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.


Celestia has made mentally challenged clones of the citizens of Ponyville and various terrorists of Equestria. Luna is concerned.

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Wow. That was really... uh... something.

Upvote for absurdity.

Too much drama, not enough description.
I'm not into these kinds of stories, but if you reduce the over-capitalization, and add more description, you'll have a good story.

4728100 Your character looks a lot like mine... -.-

Can I play? This version sounds awesome

I love Canterlot Siege 2.

I have literally sunk days of my life into this abhorrent, yet glorious madness.
Dammit, now I want to play it again. CURSE YOU! :rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, I thought we all already knew Tia is a psychopath.


I have one thing and one thing only to show for this:

lol. So much for Celestia being responsible. :trollestia: :facehoof:

Comment posted by SurpriseKitty deleted Jul 23rd, 2014

"A servant ran out and stabbed a syringe full of blue liquid into Lyra. Injecting it, she shook all over for two seconds before cheerfully bouncing in place again."

Remove the " marks.

The game itself is hard as balls too :fluttercry:

Brilliant narrative and idea, if a bit out of character for the celestial princess, but I guess that's kinda the point :derpytongue2:

EDIT: Actually spamming Lyras seems to work :yay:

4739734 Maybe, when you reach a certain age of dealing with boundless stupidity, you no longer put up with the more meaningless of cultural aspects. Well, meaningless in her eyes, which apparently includes meat sack clones.

"Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. I am not sure about the former."
- (supposedly) Allbert Einstein.

Celestia needs some octavias. And a lot of bon bons. lyras won't last.

4753988Only the first ten rounds. It's to quickly and efficiently get to round 11. It only makes use of three units and kills everything right near the entrance.
I play this game too much.

We need a sequel of Luna getting to level 50 :pinkiehappy:

Poor, poor Luna. Just go with it. They only have a tiny bit of magic. They are barely alive. Just let it go *begins singing "Let It Go" from frozen. Damn that song is catchy*

...Yeah I've jumped fics in my quest to break the comments. Sorry. :derpyderp1:


I'm assuming this fic is based from something...?

Canterlot Siege 2 is a tower defense game. With ponies, and snazzy music.

Canterlot Siege 2 = Addiction.

Oh, THAT game. I'd seen on sites under a different name. I liked the first one, but I never beat it. The farthest I've gotten was five of the Lunar Guard charging and then I lost.
Didn't bother with the second one.

I found this very....particular.
I didn't have to examine it very closely to find this. It was too big to not point out.

Please take this into serious account.
Thank you.

Wait... I just realized... Canterlot Siege 2. 2! That means there was a first one! But she only just learned about the spell! What did she use before!! :rainbowderp:

There's a third one too.

there is no emoticon for what my face looks like right now...

That was wonderful. I wondered a couple of times how the characters of the show would react to seeing Canterlot Siege. Now I know.

And that is how Celestia was overthrown by her sister.

Equestrian Guards are about to learn to play War Games. Next time the Changelings come, they'll be ready...

Meh, I think Canterlot Siege 3: Inversion is better.:rainbowlaugh: Especially the last boss, holy crap.

Pickless, can i please see those notes? I would really like this spell sooner than ASAP!

I'm a strange man in a dress, not a wizard.

5597880 i do believe that makes you a wizard, Harry.

As Luna has said, a very… interesting premise indeed.

Nice one for 15 minute write. Tried said game. And I kept imagining the clone's similar to the b*tch Stewie and b*tch Brian from family guy.

Also; Sequel?

What happed to the Twilight Clone?

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