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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.


During her morning routine of surprising her friends, Pinkie Pie happens to spot a mysterious box that seems to move whenever she's not looking. To a pony so thoroughly grounded in reality as Pinkie Pie, it's unthinkable that a box could move on its own, so she decides to put on her deerstalker hat and investigate.

This is all Seattle's Angels' fault. Those guys are the worst.

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To a pony so thoroughly grounded in reality as Pinkie Pie

Alex wut r u doin


No joke, that's the title of my gdocs file for this fic.

great, the wait for phantom pain is even longer now. take my like and leave!

5195468 Damm it! Now I want you to write a Snake in Equestia fic...

The Orange Box. :rainbowlaugh:


Ah, Pinkie Pie. Sometimes I wish someone wrote a fic where Twilight punches you in the face and verbally rips you a new one.

Just me, huh? Anyway, it's interesting, but I've never played any Metal Gear anything. Also, Pinkie was getting seriously annoying towards the end.

It's show time

Solid... Snake? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pinkie said quietly, “I can’t let you do that, Twilight.”

I'm not entirely sure if this counts as a Space Odyssy reference.... but if so, it's even better when you realize that Otacon's first name is Hal. Snake's first name is David (From the bad ending, I think) Thus: Hal and Dave.

Was I the only one whom thought of lord charron yelling metal bawkes! And how the bawkes moved around was because of some kind of tactical gen- CREEED!!!

This was definatly worth the read, especially the box with a knife taped to it.

This is beautiful. Weird as all hell, but beautiful.

“Don’t be silly, Twilight. That’s not a thing.”
“It’s not that hard, silly.”

This is the reason I used to love Pinkie Pie.

I gotta admit, the reason I read this is because of that Pinkieface and that "grounded in reality" blurb.

Not bad, but could use a bit more kick somehow.

I for one welcome the new Cardboard Overlords.
I think we could form a nice diarchy. :scootangel:

“You do realize you’re saying that right in front of the box, right? It can hear you. Do you really think it’s going to give itself up if it knows you’re waiting for it to do that?”
“Twilight, please,” said Pinkie, shaking her head. “It’s a box. Boxes can’t hear things. Don’t be silly.”
Twilight held up her hoof, about to respond, but then let if fall back to the ground with a defeated sigh.


A Snake named Solid?
Let me guess, she has others named Liquid and Venom.

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