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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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A pegasus filly, a bipolar unicorn, and a changeling walk into a bar.

Chapters (16)
Comments ( 66 )

Color me interested...

Colour me intrigued. Also I can't actually read Koolaid's text. I believe my tablet is shrinking the text or something. Either that or its scaling everything except that text. Not sure why?

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I raised the size by one. Sorry bout that, didn't think about people reading it on a phone or pad.

Very interesting concept. Plese do continue.

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Thanks, it's much easier now.

I am thoroughly enthralled. But you need more chapters...

An interesting story so far. I am somewhat reminded of No Exit.

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Oh hey.
I'll have to read that sometime.

I think I like this Electric Koolaid character. Both of his personalities, in fact.

I thought this was a comedy when I read the description.

Sticking this in "read later" though cause it seems like an interesting read. :D

BUT MY GOD IS A BANANA WHO THINKS THE PICKLE IS LESS.

I'm not sure if he's breaking the fourth wall or just crazy.

Well shit.... That's a mind-fuck for ya...

Celes is Electric's daughter! If I'm correct you all owe me a chocolate chip cookie. :pinkiecrazy: I love this story, and why is a like 5 or 6 year old drunk? :pinkiesick: :facehoof:

Changelings wanted to paint the sky orange.
They're like some sort of monstrous sporange.

Hey, don't generalize changelings like that. There are also groups of changelings that want to paint the sky purple and silver.

It was fun reading Electric Koolaid's narration in the past few chapters, but it got kind of confusing here when he's narrating the dialogue of several different characters. Especially when he's in "loud and obnoxious" mode.

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It's moving on to Elmer's, who isn't, well, Koolaid.

Wait, so in this story Changelings can not only interbreed with ponies, but their offspring look identical to ponies? Fascinating.

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"IF KUNO CAN, WE CAN TOOOO~! YAAAAAAAAAAY-"
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My logic behind it is he had female genitals for 9 whole months. I don't care to think about what would happen if the disguise broke halfway through said 9 months, but all the same...
Elmer's a daddy.
Mommy.
Whatever.

I knew it all. :pinkiecrazy: I called that. :pinkiehappy: But that last part with Electric and Celes was too sweet. I loved it. :pinkiesad2::fluttercry:

And finally, the revelation we all knew was coming has been revealed!

I don't even know what just happened.

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Back-flip past it, you'll be fine.

Joke Chapter.

But... isn't this a joke story? Doesn't that make this a normal, real, chapter? I noticed no real difference between this chapter and the previous twelve.:unsuresweetie::facehoof::ajsleepy:

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Joke can mean "not canon to current story being told to you."

Why is there not more to this story? there really needs to be. I enjoy it very very much. Please continue? :fluttershysad:

4806889 I'm very happy to hear that :twilightsmile: your work always manages to get a few laughs out of me.

A pegasus filly, a bipolar unicorn, and a changeling walk into a bar.

The Draconequis that comes along later makes the bar walk through him

Hey, I was just thinking about this story.

I see that it has turned into The Princess Bride. Not that I'm complaining.

Yay! an update! Great chapter, sticking the changeling in a jar was hilarious. Keep up the good work :twilightsmile:

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Only for a second. Besides, there's never enough Princess Bride.

Grah! Why haven't I fave'd this earlier! :flutterrage:

Celestia hated Mondays

You mean moondays!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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No, it's a :pinkiecrazy:. Totally different.

wasn't Rainbow Dash the one who tricked the changelings that she was one of them? :rainbowhuh:

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I love moondays.

If eternal night didn't have consequences I would be perfectly fine with it.

a bit mentally unstable? please. he's passed the line of unstable, HE'S ME!!!! hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe

well this story has fucked my mind multiple times......

Wh-wh-what is this??? Ah-ah- I can't- even-

*mind breaks*

4236345 hey, Letter J, if you see K, let him know Will Smith is looking for him. and possibly aliens.

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