Thundercats terrorize the land. Ponies die. Twilight Sparkle walks outside and the world is on fire.
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Hmm
I think I understand it all clearly now
I have gone mad
Thanks for all the fish
this story, basically
Don't do drugs, kids.
What the fuck?
Rarity was vaguely aware that she was babbling as they cantered towards the Castle of Friendship. She supposed it was the shock. To have such a wonderful afternoon marred in this way by an accidental poisoning of all things! Why, anypony in her position would have been equally aghast.
"Oh, I am so glad I didn't take the tea," she said, probably for the seventh time. "To think what would have happened to young Apple Bloom...!"
It was too awful to consider.
"Small bodies are so vastly more affected by dangerous substances, after all. Oh, I hope Spike was able to corral them..."
The paramedics stayed silent. They'd replied three times already. Rarity didn't slow down as they approached the doors, but instead flung them open as soon as they came within her telekinetic range. She dithered for a moment in the hall, prancing in place. The paramedics almost barrelled into her.
"Ah, ah, so many similar corridors!" Her ears flicked. There was a distant clanging noise, and a drakish shout. She darted to the left. "This way, quickly!"
Now that the unicorn had gained her bearings, she led the paramedics through a number of twists and burst into the kitchen where the day had gone so horribly wrong. Applejack was in the corner, a spoon in her mouth, tapping it viciously against the crystalline walls. Bubbles of laughter spilled from around the spoon's handle, from between clenched teeth, and the orange mare's eyes were unfocused and glowing a mildly alarming shade of puce. She was muttering something muffled by the spoon at every blow... for all intents and purposes it sounded like 'pew pew pew'.
Spike had Twilight's tail in his claws, and was doing his best to pull the alicorn away from an open flame that was burning in the middle of the room. Its source seemed to a wooden breadboard, and Twilight's equally puce-emitting eyes were staring directly into it. A purple hoof reached forward. The dragon yanked the tail. Hooves slid back over the smooth floor with a grating noise that Rarity could feel in her jawbone. Twilight frowned sadly. "Floosh."
The paramedics took it all in. Sighed in harmony. Then one of them snatched up the jug of water on the table and doused the flames. Twilight tilted her head. "...Floosh?"
"Are they going to be alright?" Spike wrung his hands together, and glanced at Rarity. "Is Apple Bloom okay?"
"Oh yes, Spikey-Wikey. She only had half a cup and they have her in recovery now," Rarity watched one of the paramedics approaching Applejack, who had somehow abandoned her spoon in favour of a small bag of potatoes. A potato flew through the air and hit the wall on the opposite side of the room. "The most difficult part here will be to get them to agree to go to the hospital while in this state."
"A survivor! You'll nevER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Applejack screeched suddenly, adressing the empty air to the left of the paramedic. She bit down on one of the raw potatoes, and then brandished it at the space-to-the-left-of-the-paramedic. "See how ya like my grenade! I'm takin' ya down with me, ya varmint cat sonuva queen!"
Applejack leapt forwards, wrestling with an invisible foe. Then her body jerked.
"Dang..." she whispered. "Jus' enough time left t'know I'm right done fer... accursed grenade jus' weren't s-strong en-enough..."
She lay still.
There was a moment of silence. The paramedic prodded her.
"I think she just hallucinated dying," the paramedic said, one eyebrow raised. "At least she'll be easier to take back to the hospital."
Twilight, in the meantime, had begun to cry softly. "It's all gone. The floosh has consumed it. I was foalish!"
The other paramedic made shushing sounds and patted the princess' back. "There there, why don't you come with us?"
"Are we going to replace it?" Puce eyes blinked up at the paramedic.
"Yes, sure, just come with me." The paramedic's voice was soothing, and soon enough both Twilight and Applejack were on their way to Ponyville General.
Spike and Rarity stared at the teapot. It shone back at them rather innocently. And puce-ly. The teapot had been blue, to begin with.
"I suggest," said Rarity. "That you go back to the store-brand blends."
Spike nodded. "And I probably need to tell Ember that the Traditional Dragon Tea-Crystals shouldn't be given to ponies. Ever."
"Wise." Rarity said.
There was a long pause. Rarity stared at the five teacups. She hadn't had a sip.
"Wait." Rarity said. The unicorn gulped. Spike raised an eyebrow.
"Where," she said, cringing slightly. "Is Starlight Glimmer?"
The castle began to vibrate.
......
Honestly though... what... what did I just read?
7861741
Ah, so this is where that green thumb goes.
What is this come out of the desert
This strange acid fueled vision
That wears a tiny fedora
Ranting at the animals
And preaching the rocks
THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM THING IVE EVER SEEN
ALMOST AS RANDOM AS PINKIE PIE
You are an asset to humanity.
Fuck's sake.
What the f
ck did I just read?
7861741 you are the hero we need. Definitely submitting this to Horizon's "never the final word" collection.
Floosh.
7861747
*winks* Or something.
7862589
Oh, cool! Glad you approve of it, heh.
Floosh.
*Sigh* See people, this is what happens when Super Trampoline finds yet another stash of drugs
Remember when I said random doesn't equal funny? I take that back. You have a very special type of randomness that allows you to bypass that rule. Write on Super Trampoline! Write on!
7863044 this was mostly sleep deprivation, tbh.
7863526
u 2 bby 
You done forgot to close yer size tags, son. :B Also, what the fuck.
7866655 you're right, but I left those in on purpose when I realized. It's called... shit I can't remember what that A E S T H E T I C is called
7867382
I'm actually not surprised :B
so is this vaporwaveAnd now, to summarize this fic in 3 words: huge drug trip.
This has been the fourth ever videoWatcher (me, obviously) 3-word summary of a pony oneshot on this site. Maybe somebody will end up seeing another on some other pony oneshot at some later point, idk.
P.S.: i think my brain is leaking out of my ears why does it feel so good
7868535 what were the other two? Also you should probably see a doctor
7874470
The other two? Hold on...
*goes to check*
They are, in reverse order, Good Advice Guy and Important News... From The Future! Further checking also informs me that this is, in fact, the fourth fic I did, not the third. The actual third is The Laser Pointer. I shall edit my original comment on this story to reflect that particular turn of events as soon as I can. As for the thing with my brain, I just like saying stuff like that when it comes to mind-screwy fics that I read.
Uh...
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wot?
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E V E R L I V I N G
F — U — C — K
H A V E — I — J U S T
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B R A I N — C H U T E
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7885802 thanks Hap, you made me laugh.
also I don't know
7890412 I think this style may work, if you'd like to add to the canon of the Cult of Lickyflitter.
7890532 I smell a sharktavia crossover brewing ? ?
7861741
I'm dying