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midashguy


Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

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He wanders Equestria dishing out sensei quality metaphors and advice. To everypony he greets he gives upon them great wisdom and knowledge to aid them with their journey of life.

If only somepony knew what he was talking about.

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I had a good laugh with this one.

He gives good advice.

Comment posted by Erik the Enigma deleted May 9th, 2015

Teach me your ways, o' master of good advice.

5950527 Rally? He looks black...

5950808 It's just the lighting

Hat

All this needs is the sensei leaping the castle spire to Celestia in a single bound instead of taking the stairs.

*Slow clap*

Good advice. It costs nothing and it's worth the price.

Now all you need is the Captain Obvious guy and we're good.

5950808

Stand aside, black man coming through. Expert in the house. ... Yes, yes I see.

Yes.

He's white as rice on a polar bear's ass in a blizzard.

5958856 Damn, that's almost as white as me.

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Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted.

This pun greatly amuses me.

5963445 i hate puns and that was funny

It's the super good advice guy!

And His annoying gun.i.ytimg.com/vi/zPanmUxNABM/maxresdefault.jpg

6113791 Favorite heavy weapon, not counting Gallerhorn.
Being able to spray bullets like a psychopath with no loss from missing my targets?
Perfect. :trollestia:

6113791 RUN, IT'S FUCKING SHY GUY.
RUN MOTHERFUCKERS, AND DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE LOOK BACK

6756897 NO WAIT DON'T GO!!! Awwww i just wanted someone to help me cure this disease that's f***ing with my mind ;(

6758868 I'm actually SCP-001 on my Steam Account.
SCP-001 (Dr. Clef's Proposal) The Gate Guardian

6759059 *jumps into a nearby bunker* *kills everyone inside and hides* STAY THE **** AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR LIMBS!!!

YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL BURN YOU WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
#TheUltimateDeity

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Basically Thorn was the most OP gun in destiny. It was the no-skill-required-gun and going up against an entire team of them was like hell.

And now, to summarize this fic in 3 words: guru dispenses koans.


This has been the second ever videoWatcher (me, obviously) 3-word summary of a pony oneshot on this site. Maybe somebody will end up seeing another on some other pony oneshot at some later point, idk.

I may be three years late to the party, but I'll Comment nonetheless! Bloody darn good. I'd read a story about this lad you have here

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