Ponies get punched, repeatedly. In the face.
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This deserves a mustache.
4353682 Thank you.
Please punch the princesses next.
Well, in answer to both the author's note and a general impression of the fic...
YES!
4353810 In my notes...
Also, a certain orange stallion
YES!
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Ah, the case of what did I just read has returned in full.
... *sigh* I know I'm likely to get Falcon Punched for this, but who exactly is Captain Falcon?
4354262 He's a game character from a game called F-zero. He's also a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. His main move being the falcon punch.
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"
This is brilliant by the way!
4354337 thank you.
aww... nobody can punch fluttershy. Let's like throwing a puppy in a wood chipper.
4354392 Is Falcon Punching Winona INTO a woodchipper out of the question?
4354435 Yes, but punching her so hard she turns into a woodchipper...
4354456 Of course! Its so simple!
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4354435
YES!
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4354435
That's silly. Why would the Apple Family have a wood chipper? The only thing they love more than apple trees are apples.
Now a Cider Press. That'd make sense.
I want bluebitch and shiny to be punched next
You had me worried for a second there.
4355274
Noted.
Blueblood, Gilda, Suri, Garble and his crew, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, and all the Ponies who were trying to rip off Fluttershy in Putting Your Hoof Down, introduce them to the Captain's Fiery Fist of Pain!
Also, have the Captain say "Show me your moves!" at least once.
4355848 Kay.
FALCON
Lunch!
Show Me Your Food!
That is just messed up!
Now give me more
I wanna see someone get falcon...KICKED!
lol dat ending
*Mane 6 come back to face Captain Falcon*
Twilight: For your crimes Captain Falcon. Prepare to feel the power of the Man S- *punch*
Twilight: You motherbuker! You punched me in the *punch*
Twilight: Ah you did it again! *punch*
Twilight: Stop it! Stop it! *punch*
Twilight: Ahhhhhh! Oh what did Celestia say what to do in this situation?
*flashback*
Celestia: Twilight, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face: always remember to *punch*
Twilight: Oh! Oh! He cut off Celestia!
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves! Dodge them!
Twilight: Oh that's what Celestia- *punch*
Twilight: Rainbow Dash! Support!
Rainbow Dash: Well you have very nice hair, your a beautiful shade of purple, and honestly, your the only one I can depend on in this group.
Twilight: I meant charge him you deaf mule! *gasp* Oh but thanks you know, that really cheered me *punch* AHH! Celestia I think he broke something that time!
Reference:
Dammit I can't seem to place what song that's supposed to be, and I want to listen to it while I read.
Also, smoldering crater of rabbit is the funniest thing I can imagine now.
I love how there's the curveball. Though a knuckleball is harder to hit.
This story just has to end with Pinkie Falcon Punching him in the face. The Fates decree it!
4356508 This is how I would imagine a falcon kick would go down -->
4356721
4357358 Oh link.
the ending was just hilarious
I loved it.
4356998 This, maybe?
4357454 OHHHHHH!!! so that's that where it's from!
4356721 oh god that was funny
4356721 Stop. Falcon Time!
4356721
The correct onomatopoeia is *falcon punch*
I have this sudden mental image of Captain Falcon trying to teach Fluttershy how to Falcon Punch.
4358423 ...
4358527
Falcon...Punch!
Falcon: ...
4358537 Noted.
I can't help but think of Mr Bison for some reason everytime they yell YES.
Too perfect!
