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Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.


This story is a sequel to Celestia's New Assistant

He makes Discord look sane. Most ponies resent him. He is the most chaotic thing to ever live.

Will he save Equestria? Will he doom it? Will Citrus Fruit be involved? More then Likely. Beware, he is...The Human.

"I simultaneously want to know what's going through your head when writing this, and don't want to know what could inspire this." -Love the Changeling

"MOST. RANDOM. STORY. EVER." -jackofalltradez

"I mean... stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares into you, and the abyss has skittles apparently" -ShadowsAndDust

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 292 )

Lol, why did I comment here :) gonna like your story now...

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This got me, right here. Faved because this is hilarious.

Break...all..the walls? Like, 4th wall?!

Awesome maniac is awesome, I don't know why, but I find him surprisingly awesome.....

Why can they not simply rejoice in the randomness? :heart:

I give you a :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:/0.0000001 orange potatoes

Well, time to go reinforce all the walls of reality up to at least the 758th wall of the Morgan Freeman in the TARDIS.


Fifth wall breaking imminent!

Oh my... i don't even... this will be epic beyond my wildest dreams

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: These are the randomest things I've ever read in my entire life!

5038875 I take pride in smashing my face against a keyboard till it make words. :trollestia:

5038880 nbhh njnj bnfs bmkdlg ln nlirwpvjpjengkbo j ire

This human is more than random. He's a funny random.

Pinkie breaks all the walls. The world then proceeds to explode.

He makes Discord look sane. Most ponies resent him. He is the most chaotic thing to ever live.

"I don't usually drink china, but when I do, I drink it filled with Earl Grey."

YAAAAAAAY! Flying explosive plastic bag shenanigans ensue!

I mean... stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares into you, and the abyss has skittles apparently



This the stupidest, most random thing I have ever read.:facehoof: And I love it!:pinkiecrazy:

5039392 *Burp* They taste of suffering and pleasure.

Thank you for introducing caboose to me, now I'll watch some of his vids...?

So....AWESOME....Can't handle it....Too awesome! I..Love...IT!!

Ah, Caboose. So stupid he managed to fuck up an inspirational speech in episode 16.

Caboose should have "helped" Deadpool. Control F U!

Shoulda gotten M. Night Shamalan to be a part of Squiggle Force Nine.

Yay! Sheogorath! Nut you also forgot the mad hatter.

My suggestion got in!
Funerals are sad!
Let's have a birthday party instead.
Let there be cake

It's called Squiggle Force Nine for three members away on vacation.
Namely, the Teleported Bread Monster (TF2 youtube clip, Expiration Date), either the Hatter core or Space Core, I forget which, and the one and only Nora(Team JNPR, from Rooster Teeth's anime RWBY)

Okay... Caboose, Sheogorath, Deadpool, my god I feel like I am going insane just by reading this! XD

I feel like if I continue this the world will implode on itself while Argentina turns into blue marshmallows :derpyderp1:

Kudos to the author ;D

How about adding more insanity, like Sheogorath turning evil and making the land of Equestria rain cheese?

MOST. RANDOM. STORY. EVER. :pinkiecrazy:
Love it :heart: :P

CABOOSE! And here I was thinking this story could not get any better :pinkiehappy:

"Uh, Twi...I'm no Astrer-..Asmo...Um." Applejack struggled.
"Astrologist." Twilight Corrected.

Umm, astrology is divination and stuff (e.g. these stars are aligned, that means someone will die). Don't you mean astronomy which is studying planets, stars, asteroids and so on. Someone who does this in an astronomer not an astrologist. So yeah, get you facts straight Twilight because I'm fairly certain you don't believe in astrology if your reaction to the pinkie sense is any indication :facehoof:

Also the links are to Wikipedia because it was the first thing that came up when I searched the words.

You know, this doesn't really need to be three stories. It could just be one long one with (as of today) 5 chapters.

5040165 It was intended as a oneshot, was given a sequel, and proceeded to be given a sequel for no apparent reason. It devolved into madness faster then the narration. :unsuresweetie:

5040156 I probably shouldn't have used logic because of the whole premise of this but realised that not using logic is logical so I used logic anyway because that's illogical:facehoof:

Also, I constantly call my friends who study astronomy astrologists just because so that's why I knew:moustache:

I'd love to see SeaNanners get involved at some point.

SkyDoesMinecraft is random. In the sequel, can he be there?!


5040155 Bullshit! Only teleported items allows are wufflebunnies, hand grenades, Deadpool, and tacos!

5040335 Tell that to Soldier.
He did nothing but teleport bread for three days.

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