The Human sensed their presence. They had not been eradicated like the others had thought, hoped. No...
Deadpool and Old Spice Guy still breathed. As long as that were true, everything was at stake. Reality, the multiverse, even reality T.V. though most wish that was gone anyhow.
The Human rose from his chair, his face rigid and grim. "Squiggle Force Nine! Assemble!" He shouted. They appeared in mere nanoseconds.
"I was afraid it wasn't over. It isn't. Ready yourselves, I want to finish this." He commanded, pulling out an over sized candy cane.
Suddenly the wall exploded and Deadpool and Zombie Old Spice Guy stepped through the rather expensive looking hole. Michael Bay became greatly depressed that he was not the cause of the explosion.
"You hit us last time, now we're back and ready to attack!" Zombie Old Spice Guy growled.
"Prepare for trouble and make it double!" Deadpool giggled.
Discord threw a shoe at Zombie Old Spice Guy, hitting him in the head. Due to him being a zombie it knocked off his head.
"No scope!" Discord cheered. That was his third successive kill allowing him to deploy an RC-XD which blew up in Deadpool's face. Gah, more explosions, at this rate Michael Bay is going to end up constipated or something.
Elvis danced to the song of his people to greet Obi-Wan in order to sign an alliance with the Ghost Busters. This pleased the Shiny Magikarp greatly. Meanwhile Zombie Old Spice Guy attempted to reattach his head. Caboose grabbed it out of his hands and played Griff Ball with it. Pinkie Pie just sat in the corner poking the corpse of Logic with a stick, hoping a miracle might happen and have Logic restored.
The Human noticed this and he had sudden a realization. He knew what he had to do.
"Pinkie I have an idea. If I fuse with Logic, reality might be saved!" He said with a smile.
"It will destroy you!" Pinkie cried.
"It is the only chance we have of ending this battle." The Human muttered, hugging Pinkie Pie one last time. He played a Polymerization, and the Human and Logic melded. When order and chaos mix, it can be rather violent. The chain reaction lasted for a thousand years and yet only an instant at the same time. Though the Human's body was destroyed, his very essence was thrown about, becoming every Easter egg and dumb reference ever.
Then...Logic lived once more. Zombie Old Spice Guy and Deadpool were gone, the members of Squiggle Force Nine returned to their respective realities and planes of existence.
What none knew was that the Human had survived. He looked out at the multiverse as a whole. His eyes scanned literally everything.
"When you need me, I will be there!" He called out, his voice echoing across eternity. "When reason and logic fail, I stand tall! When all hope is lost speak my name!"
The multiverse heard this, and was comforted.
All Pinkie Pie and Discord knew was that Equestria was safe.