The greatest hero in the universe has arrived in Equestria, with only one thing to say...

Clem.

An absolutely insane Warframe crossover.

He wanders Equestria dishing out sensei quality metaphors and advice. To everypony he greets he gives upon them great wisdom and knowledge to aid them with their journey of life.

If only somepony knew what he was talking about.

This story is a sequel to Celestia's New Assistant

He makes Discord look sane. Most ponies resent him. He is the most chaotic thing to ever live.

Will he save Equestria? Will he doom it? Will Citrus Fruit be involved? More then Likely. Beware, he is...The Human.

"I simultaneously want to know what's going through your head when writing this, and don't want to know what could inspire this." -Love the Changeling

"MOST. RANDOM. STORY. EVER." -jackofalltradez

"I mean... stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares into you, and the abyss has skittles apparently" -ShadowsAndDust

This story is a sequel to Discord's Assistant

Discord is sick of his human assistant. Too crazy. Even for him, but hey, not his problem any more. Princess Celestia might have a way to deal with him. He's not going to terrorize everypony....right?

"This is the PERFECT THING to read at midnight!" -Dream Seeker
"WHAT ARE YOU ON AND CAN I GET SOME." -Disconcerted
"This has to be the greatest thing I've ever read." -Azurus

A lot of people demanded a sequel, so here it is! I want to thank everyone who helped me. Without you guys I doubt I could have done it.

Proofreading done by SteelxPaladin

Sombra is sentenced to a life of being the ultimate good guy. Though he isn't pleased with this, it's not like he really has a choice. Life doesn't play fair, and neither does Celestia after all.
Will an egotistical blue unicorn be able to change him for the better?
Or will he simply sink back into his dark ways?

This has become a semi-serious fic. I have no clue how.

Discord suddenly has a protégé of sorts. If only his new student wasn't already a master of the chaotic arts....

While fighting Captain Vor, two Tenno, masters of the Warframe, are sucked into a world they do not understand. Will they stop Vor from causing a planet wide war? Or will he watch the new found planet burn?

A Colab with SteelxPaladin, s buddy of mine. Check out his stuff.

Arigos is a changeling that lost his purpose in the world. Alone, abandon and owing massive amounts of bits. He searches for a way to pay for the debts he has gained.

Going Through Rework