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Gairenard


I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.

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Will the Soldier be able to overcome Equalism? You know the answer, but read on to find out how. Because Starlight Glimmer isn't just going to roll over and give in.

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Gonna have to read this. I can't resist my favorite class!:pinkiehappy:

Well then... I really want to see what happens now...
(not practice medicine if you answer is that and i just don't want see the other mercs save the day, just the mane 6) also...

5925530 NC For the Win :flutterrage: (pm me any replies about said comment)

Oh it ain't gonna be good day for Starlight, I can tell you that much. XD

Oh dear. If only Heavy or Engie were here too... But this is going to be good either way.

I hope he gets his rampage, and his pie. I feel like he's earned both. :fluttershysad:

Pinkie shook her head. “No, no! Say something about apple pie!”

“Unhealthy.”

Meh.

“Guns!”

“Horrible weapons.”

Meh.

“Hats!”

“Pointless.”

STARLIGHT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SOLDIER!?

Good story so far. Can't wait to see what happens next! Hopefully Solly will do some "Equalizing" of his own. :twilightsmile:

Before any of his friends could object to such an innocent question, Soldier smiled wide and spoke with even greater enthusiasm. “What is democracy?! Well, I’ll have you know that it's the greatest form of government that there ever was! A government where the citizens are different, but the law treats them as equals!” He began to pace back and forth as if addressing soldiers under his command. “I can't talk about American democracy without telling you about the Constitution! In the seventeen hundreds a god by the name of George Washington called forth his fellow deities of James Madison, Thom--”

Soldier has become Father Comstock. That is all.

“I foresee American indigestion in my future!”

Laughed hard at this one. Also ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SOLDIER HAS BEEN CONVERTED!!! THIS SHOULD A F***ING AMERICA F*** YEAH MOMENT!!!

Soldier... I'm sorry son, but you've gotta be put out of your misery... You were good son, real good, maybe even the best.

Well, done with the first chapter. And I think this requires a song!

I was in complete 'MURICA! FUCK YEA!' while reading this.

Then I read that Soldier was converted...

The only thing that made me hope that this was a joke and that is Soldier having a plan. That, and also thinking of the million ways that he would destroy Starlight for this. :yay:

That was absolutely, pooping hilarious! I was laughing my ass off whenever Soldier was speaking!

More pls!

Soldier then nodded his head. “I’ve seen many social disasters in my time, like the Conga Crisis of fourteen, but this...” He tapped the table with one finger. “This. Is. Serious.”

oh no...WORSE than the Conga Crisis of Fourteen!? WE'RE SCREWED!!!!

i'm intrigued please continue.

oh look soldier being an idiot again

*sighs and goes back to Facepunch to complaaaaaaiiin*

For the love of God, please kill Starlight Glimmer.

I'd be laughing if Engi just comes up out of nowhere and slaps Soldier in the back of the head while saying "Nope!", making Soldier snap out of his brainwashing.

You have my attention. For now.

...continue.

“Perhaps you’d like to speak without leader?” Diamond asked, “Starlight Glimmer?”

I forsee the pick axe named Equalizer in the future ..

Can't wait for the second part of this!

He's gotta be pretending.

After all, this is Soldier we're talking about. The man who would sooner eat his own legs before he forsook guns, violence, apple pie, and of course America.

He's just being a Patriotic Infiltrator, waiting for the right time to strike and save the girls! HOOAH!

AMERICA! SOLDIER DON'T FALL TO THEIR LIES OF EQUALISM AND COMMUNISM! DEMOCRACY! AMERICAN APPLE PIE!

GEORGE WASHINGTON! REMEMBER THE ALAMO! SOLDIER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Starlight Glimmer should be punished! And we will do it in the most patriotic way possible! By making her drop soap.....

...IN THE PRISON FOR COMMUNISTS!

I expect many broken necks in Starlight's future.

5927895 Soldier doesn't really do infiltration, I'd hate to say. He does do crazy though.

Soldier! Say something about America!”

“America is a sad and backwards country that I was foolish to follow.”

Ok, see, this right here? No amount of acting could get soldier to say this. This guy makes Marines sound like Canadians.

Solly is playing the waiting game. Then he'll pull out an Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain from his ass, and shot(gun)s will be fired.

5927999 that or a serious ripped open anal job

Every single equalist pony is fucked

Easiest way to convert the Mercenaries:

Promise them hats and weapons with orange text and numbers

They'll be your friends forever

5928438 Contrary to popular belief, Soldier is by no means an idiot....He IS however, very unstable and 110% insane. EDIT: Not to mention his usual strategy of,"When in doubt, blow it the fuck up."

5928883 *Sees only what I want to see*
Give me that Unusual Brimstone and I'll be your best friend forever!

*Sights Binary Rifle (Renamed Machina) on Starlight's head*
Thanks for standing still, wanker.

5929392 B-b-but...my preciousssss

5929468 =_=
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*Sigh* Fine...

Featured! :pinkiehappy:

Let me say that it was a lot of work putting the season premiere dialogue in there using only reaction videos on YouTube. It wasn't hard, but it was laborious. The second chapter will be a little less of that since Soldier will do more to affect the story, but I'm still going to copy most of episode 2.

I'm not going to promise any deadlines, but know that I am working on it!

Oh wait, this might spoil something. I'll come back and read when I've caught up on season 4 -.-
In the mean time, at least there will be more chapters.

Quick question, is the Soldier red? Because i'm pretty sure he should of been cursing the vault for daring to choose the color blue...

Or am i thinking of the Sarge from RvB?

When I saw this story, this is all that came to my mind.

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Soldier crossed his arms as he watched the mare trot inside while the rest of the group caught up to him. “Shot of alcohol every morning? Barren wasteland for a home? Satanic Equalist beliefs? This Russian bitch is definitely on my bad list!”

Soldier and me would be besties, no doubt about it.:pinkiehappy: 'MERICA, YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Edit:

“Not as bad as I thought.” He rubbed his fingers behind Pinkie’s ears, his smile was as wide as ever and his eyes also wide, attentive, and otherwise emotionless. “Pinkie, I have seen the light, and the light is Equality.”

OH GOD NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soldier vs the *cough* communists *cough*

5929900 Sarge is red from RvB, Soldier can be either BLU or RED.

I am in awe at your writing skill Bruceman360. :pinkiegasp: After this can you write a story on how they meet and become friends, like a prequel? Unless this is a sequel to another story, in which case send me a link please. :twilightsmile:

Pinkie desperately ran up to Soldier and propped herself up onto his chest. “Soldier! Say something about America!”
“America is a sad and backwards country that I was foolish to follow.” Soldier placed his hand on Pinkie’s shoulder. “How did you sleep last night?”

I don't like where this is going...

Pinkie shook her head. “No, no! Say something about apple pie!”
“Unhealthy.”
“Guns!”
“Horrible weapons.”

This is really starting to scare me now!

“Hats!”
“Pointless.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I require more. Soldier is best choice for this.

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Heavy: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT-PONY! *punch*

Engie: Mighty fine of you to say that, but I must decline. *throws out sentry*

5930231 Lord EMPRAH Gaben shed tears after hearing the part about hats.

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