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lagg3il2


I like Russian WWII planes.

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Niko and Roman encounter a villian from Equestria in Liberty city. When bullets didn't kill him, the villain sent Roman and Niko to Ponyville to suffer for the rest of their lives.

Right when all the drama ended, Niko is stuck with Roman in Equestria. How will he survive?

Will Roman stop being a fatass?

Will Little Jacob stop smoking so much weed?

Will Brucie's balls ever recover from shrinking so much from overdosing on steroids?

This story takes place after the Revenge ending. Please beat the game and shit because I hate spoiling people and I hate getting spoiled.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 23 )

a bit rushed but it is a ok story

Oh god, just the fucking title and description had me in tears.
The story itself wasn't that great, but first stories rarely are. Just remember, practice makes perfect.

I like where this is going! :pinkiehappy:

Ha. Penis dogs.

Hey cousin! Want to go bowling? :rainbowlaugh:

4528342 it's getting better, trust me

next chapter will be much longer and niko and roman get in shenanigans

I have encountered 2 creatures that where in Ponyville today. One was a "human" and the other was a "fat ass."

Gold .. just gold

I imagined the both of them with weird vpice rage uses sometimes.that

I have encountered 2 creatures that where in Ponyville today. One was a "human" and the other was a "fat ass."

That needs to be two.

This is perfect. Didn't change anything, not even your pants.

"You... don't have magic?" Twilight asked.
"Er, it's something we will explain later. It's still evil, though."


Now you got me thinking about ponies on LSD

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its ok cousin, perhaps another time. lol

''How did you do that?''

''Do what?'' Twilight explained.

''Open that door with the dildo on your face''

XD

the face palming begins:facehoof:

I love the fact that you made it so the ponies don't know our swear words, rather than make them completely taboo in Equestria.

If this is still going, I'll bookshelf this fic, finish the game and then read it. If not, I'll finish the game, read this fic and brood over how it hasn't updated in half a year.

this needs to continue.

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STOP CALLING ME! I'M NOT YOUR COUSIN! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER, SO STOP CALLING!!!

Is roman here? He keeps calling me!

Cousin!

SHIT!

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He hasn't been online for 4 years.

I wish it got continued as I wanted to see Niko and Roman being so prude in place full lf innocence

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