People have been asking me if I stole from Red Dwarf in the last chapter and the answer is no, Cassandra’s neologism was completely my own original idea. However, after looking into the matter, I can see how you might make that mistake, and in light of that I’ve decided to scrap plans for my new OC, a subservient butler pony named Kryten (don’t steal).
Dashie was in the hospital recuperating from a broken wing. Her only solace was in the Daring Do books that she’d recently been introduced to. One day Cassandra came to visit her in the hospital with a gift. All the other ponies couldn’t be bothered to visit, but Cassandra found the time.
“Couldn’t you just use your magic to heal my wing?” asked Rainbow Dash
“I could” said Cassandra “but I gave up that power, among others, because the princesses were jealous of me. But look on the bright side, you get to learn firsthand why it’s bad to be reckless.”
“Hey speaking of reckless,” said Dash coyly, “My wing’s broken so I wouldn’t be able to get away if somepony tried to do something to me.”
“Another time, I have a headache,” replied Cassandra. That was a lie, Cassandra never got headaches, but it seemed preferable to telling Dash that her hospital gown was a huge turnoff and she hadn’t bathed in days.
“Anyway, I brought you a gift.” Cassandra handed Rainbow Dash a small package which she tore open excitedly. Inside was a hardcover book
“Daring Do and the Dangerous Desert??? AWESOME” screamed Rainbow Dash, realizing a second too late she’d blown her cover, “I mean uh, books are for eggheads.”
“You can drop the facade, Dash, I know” said Cassandra, “Check the inside cover.”
Inscribed in perfect cursive writing was a message from the author, “To my #1 fan Rainbow Dash, get well soon. Signed C.N. Ponysworth.”
“Oooh thankyouthankyouthankyou” exclaimed Rainbow Dash, “How on earth did you get this?”
“I have my ways” said Cassandra.
“So is this Ponysworth a friend of yours?”
“Sort of” said Cassandra
“But who is she? What’s her real name?”
“She’s a mare of many, many talents,” said Cassandra and she winked at the camera.
A week later Rainbow was discharged from the hospital. The doctors believed that Cassandra’s gift had raised her spirits, causing her wing to heal faster.
Wow, I can't decide who is the better author, Cassandra or the author of The Cassandra Chronicles.
Praise for The Cassandra Chronicles:
"Another magnificent chapter in one of the most epic and tantalizing stories known to man."- The New York Times
"I got to the last chapter, so I went back to the first and read it again. And again..." -Stephen King
"I came." -knighty
"Couldn't have made it better myself." -Kurt Vonnegut
"Prepare yourselves for Season 4, where we introduce the seventh Element of Harmony"- Lauren Faust
"These new Cassandra toys are flying off the shelves so fast, we can't make people make enough!"- Hasbro
"At least Ah got replaced by someone better than me."- Applejack
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but she was right...she knew not to rush things and she won in the end because she wasn't cheating.
3181583 This is the best comment yet.
3181583 You forgot one!
"I love it... So much......" -Everyone everywhere. Ever.
I was going to upvote this story, but you used "firsthand" in this chapter. Ponies don't have hands.
Point of this story Lies
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Nitpickiness is nitpicky. The show can't even be continuous with their ponyisms, sir.
CassieDash OTP.
Ah, good ol fashioned cruelty.
I am in love.
I will be curious to see how a.k.a. yearling is dealt with.
6285305 If I could up vote this comment a million more times I would.
hey, we got a fourth wall break in here!