The Cassandra Chronicles

by CassandraMyOCisBestpony

Chapter 2: The Broken Vase

The Mane 6 broke Cassandra's vase. "If she didn't forgive us, that would be the Worst. Possible. Thing." said Rarity. Fluttershy started crying. "I think I have a book on vase repair" said Twilight. "Reference to whatever's on the front page of KnowYourMeme" said Pinkie Pie. "The Wonderbolts will never accept me now" wailed Rainbow Dash.

"Konichiwa everypony" said Cassnadra. She was fluent in Japanese. "I just got back from helping Princess Celestia re-adjust the sun. It veered off course, and if I hadn't caught that, it would have barreled straight into the earth!"

"We broke your vase Cassandra" said Twilight "Is there any way we can make it up to you"

"I think so" said Cassandra. "Twilight, I want you to do my homework for the rest of the year. Pinkie Pie, I want you to give me free treats from Sugarcube Corner whenever I want. Rarity and Rainbow Dash, I want you to help me practice kissing." Cassandra was bisexual, which they learned to accept after she taught them a lesson about sexism, "And Applejack, you have to leave the gang forever."

Applejack looked sad, but she knew it was only fair. "I'm so glad you could forgive us, Cassandra" said Twilight. They all agreed they were lucky to have a friend like her.

Comments

[RagamuffinQ]

Well Applejack's not very lucky to have you as a friend now is she?

[mapu]

Holy shit you are serous about this 7/10.

[EdBoii]

Stupid Applejack. She got what she deserved!

[TheKitten]

helping Princess Celestia re-adjust the sun. It veered off course, and if I hadn't caught that

Twilight, I want you to do my homework for the rest of the year. Pinkie Pie, I want you to give me free treats from Sugarcube Corner whenever I want. Rarity and Rainbow Dash, I want you to help me practice kissing.

And Applejack, you have to leave the gang forever.

Well, Applejack's not too lucky is she?
This has Mary Sue written ALL OVER it!

[Crystal Secret]

Um....do you have a proofreader?

[lovexhate]

LOLOL SO GOOD! But I wonder how the elements of harmony would work without honesty?

[Jimbo Saggins]

NNNNope Defoe trollfic

[Rain Dasher]

I... what? But I.... why do?.... people look up to. H-her.... When she's acting... like a major.... pain? I mean I read the chapter before this (which was only a handful of words long) and I just don't know what I'm missing. Is there a prequel? Why does she hate Applejack? Why would there be reason for her to be so polite as to leave just like that?

[The Great Zoroark]

This is a trollfic, right? RIGHT?! RIGHT?!

~The Great Zoroark

[JustAnotherTimeLord]

She made the right decision; Applejack was never cut out for this whole "Elements of Harmony" gig.

[Dagi Dazzle]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!!!! MOST EPIC TROLLFIC EVER!!!!!

Right?

[Protopony350]

Konichiwa everypony

You're creating something beautiful here.

"And Applejack, you have to leave the gang forever."

Incredibly beautiful.

[Puppy]

Isn't it obvious Cassandra is a freaking Mary Sue I'm just going to finish this story to see how else Cassandra saves everypony when she's oh so perfect

[Puppy]

By the way why do you hate applejack so much

[NOT VIKTOR STRELNIKOV]

7402999 I'll tell you why.

1. Her name is Applejack
2. She has apples on her butt picture

enough fucking said