Pinkamena and Flim & Flam are Stuck on a Balcony All Night
It was a long night and a hard night, like something else that is long and hard: That one test a bad horse took in his quest to get a pony pHd. Oh and also a penis. Not yours though.
Okay so anyway on the night of the gran-- oh wait wrong story let's try this again okay so anyway this one time at band camp I mean sorry Camp Everfree oh wait this doesn't have an Equestria Girls tag. Shoot. Okay okay I can do this. Once upon upon a time in the magical land of Ooo. No no no no no NO! This isn't a crossover for fucks sake!
Author's Note: My apologies. Super Trampoline and I are both quite tired [EDIT: only Super Trampoline. The Admiral is fine.] And maybe slightly tipsy. But you didn't hear that from me.
Okay alright so Pinkamena Diane Pie had just visited Puget Sound which actually--and I just learned this about ten minutes ago--is near Seaddle, Washington, and Seaddle is the foaling place of grunge music which is really angsty, so she was feeling really really emo. Like emo enough to make a joke about Kurt Cobain's suicide, but too drunk to figure out what that joke would be. Probably involving Coltney Love. So she was really down to snort cocaine and cut herself. Jeez kids, if you're depressed, don't self harm. Just drink bleach and get it over with. If you're lucky you'll end up in Equestia.
Okay so Flim and Flam were themselves just getting back from jail, having been jailed for selling shotguns to depressed musicians. And they ran into Pinkamena Diane Pie on a balcony of the Casa Rosada while Eva Peron was dying of cancer. Jeez people seem to die pretty often 'round these parts. They could really use a dose of Flim and Flam's Miracle Tonic!
Pinkie Pie was really turned on by the sight of blood, so she stabbed them both. Thirty seven thousand, eight hundred ninety three times in the throat with a rusty screwdriver drink. Like literally not the orange juice and vodka drink, but shards of glacé from the drink and as they bled out they had a three way.
THE END
Seriously, kids, don't drink bleach.
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I'm just gonna... hide under a table and cry...
Yeah.
oh god there's another one
1000 words exactly.
I dont approve
Do you realize you didn't call this Volume II? They're both Volume 1...
Wait, they both link to each other? How can you even... bwah?
If you break fimfic with this I'm telling Knighty.
This was definitely a thing that happened. You two may need to stay in separate states for the rest of your lives. We ill need another Superal Biscoline.
why is thisa not fetured allreDAY ++++11111111 omg bbq MY LIFE is now complete!!!!
It is better to forget, it is pointless to remember. No one will believe you. You will have spoken a heresy. You will be outcast.
Sweet seapony tears and provalone, I can't even get enough words to described how confused, awed, and mentally f
ed I am all at the same time.
Also, DAMMIT! You idiots created a reciprocating loop by linking your stories to each other. You're going to break the universe worse than if the rest of the Mane 6 ever went to the EqG universe. Oh, crap, does this comment need an Equestria Girls tag?
That has to be the strangest and yet funniest thing I've read, like ever! Thanks for the laugh.
And next time, invite me, too!
8166772 I'm always down for a shitty collab. PM me.
This feels like the literary equivalent of taking a dump in a paper bag and setting it on someone's doorstep and ringing the bell and then when the person opens the door and looks in the bag there's not even half a log in the bag and the first guy is just standing on the sidewalk in plain view staring at the house.
I see.
This is definitely a you story
both of you
8164614
Probably the safest thing to do.
8164640
We're not sorry.
8164870
I thought about adding some more words, but really, would that have been an improvement?
8164910
Yes, they are. And the story descriptions are identical . . .
It's like looking into a mirror . . .
That's fair.
8165017
I dunno about Super Trampoline, but I can write crackfics with anybody.
8165042
I know, right? I guess some people don't know real quality stories when they see them.
8165128
At least I had fun.
8165860
I can totally understand that. I kinda felt the same, and I wrote half of the story.
Sooner or later, the two stories are going to go into a death spiral, and then they'll collapse upon themselves. Since they're short, they probably won't have enough pull to bring down FimFic, but they might suck some other bad romances in with them.
Also, I think you're safe without the EqG tag. Hopefully.
8166772
Thanks!
Next year we totally ought to have a giant EFNW collab. Because that would be awesome.
8167022
I think it pretty much is. But you know, sometimes you get up to shenanigans when you've been drinking, or hanging out at a con all day, or both.
8168910
8169698
I shouldn't write shipfics. I really, really shouldn't.
8169821 I was kidding. I loved the story xD
8169989
Seriously, though, before editing it was like 13 words short.
8176288 Rip
Haha wow...
8179322
The two of us should not be allowed to collab on anything.
8374838
That's exactly how I felt.
8375680
Why is this fic indirectly a sequel of itself?
8546085
Because half of this one and half of the other one is my work, and half of this one and half of the other one is Super Trampoline's work. And the other 'shouldn't write shipfics' story is even more weird and chaotic, looping back around in an endless sequel that spans six stories.