Fluttershy deals with various problems with her nicotine vaporizer, Marine Le Pen comes to Equestria, the girls go to earth, mostly Montana to defeat springs that are killing people.
This was mostly written with voice to text and my right hand, since I was laying on my bed in such a way that it was much easier to use my right hand on the keyboard than my left hand. Then I went back and cleaned it up so it would pass inspection from the FimFic police. Does anypony remember what the original title was? I'm too lazy to find it in my emails and also I avoid my emails since they are overwhelming and I get like 200 each day and they are a lame source of stress and anxiety.
Also the cover picture has nothing to do with the story.
I really did try to get to sleep but my sleep schedule is messed up.
goddammit
fine
Update: still couldn't fall asleep, so I did a couple lyft rides. About to get gas and then I'm going to go to a late night Boba place and then probably turn my app back on I need to do a couple more rides or go back home and sleep. In the morning I'm going to go sign up for planet fitness!
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GREAT Gym! I go all the time!
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8148366 I laughed
Update: got Lyft ride from Santa Ana all the way up to Hollywood. Normally I would then just stay up in LA but I have stuff I need to do an orange county tomorrow so unfortunately I have to deadhead back to orange county now I mean I could sleep in my car up here in Lyft in the morning and then head to orange county but I really don't want to deal with traffic in the morning or sleeping in my car right now I'd rather sleep in my own bed so I'm heading back to orange county now
So the cashier at Denny's just gave me a smoothie for free like I was like hey I still to pay for this right and she was like no you don't have a great night. I'm like all right sweet I'll have a free smoothie so I guess that's a good end of My night.
Coincidentally I couldn't sleep either. So I created an OC who bakes and polishes literal turds. Probably sometimes at the same time.
You come up with some of the strangest and fascinating titles, Super Trampoline...
8148418 my titles are like your animations: sometimes works of art, but not usually.
8148399 I think if you write a story about them you need to write it like completely straight and all the characters around them are just so confused they just keep on making turds
8148424 He's pretty much a fimfiction legend/meme now, depending on who you ask.
8148422 Your comment makes me sad and awful about my animations...
You're trying too hard to be funny.
8148437 I hope the Rainbow Dash :P makes clear I'm joking. I think it's cool that you animate and write stories!
8148451 what makes you think I'm trying to be funny? Maybe I just like writing stupid things for the sake of writing stupid things
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The difference between me and Evictus is that I actually can write well I just usually don't (see my royal Canterlot library entry if you want proof.) because it takes a lot of effort and I'm lazy.
Evictus on the other hoof tries to write well but seemingly is incapable of it. I feel a little bad for the guy or gal to be honest.
Still want to do a collab with them though.
8148459 I'm one of the people who've rewritten stories by Evictus. I could probably get a collab going.
8148351 we need to finish our story
8148454 No no no, I mean I'm sad that you think I'm a good animator because it is such a nice compliment and yet I don't feel like I live up to it.
Herbie Hancock has some great jazz funk. Hope to meet him before I die. Going to sleep now.
Believe it or not... I've seen worse. This actually made me chuckle at a few points.
Remember when you actually tried? Cause I sure as hell don't remember anymore myself.
On derpibooru, there's an "OP is trying too hard" tag. I guess if we had such a tagging system here, this tag would be applicable.
Also, it seems that speech-to-text fails to get pony words
This is beautiful.
I can relate to the title on a spiritual level. This is the work of god.
This is a thing I read. I'm not sure what to think of it.
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So did I.
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I searched up that name. I read some stuff. Whaaaa...?
Also, this seems obligatory
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+1 for true randomness and the two column commentary.
Also, speed kills, man.
I still want to know what the original title was.
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Me too, PP. Me too.