I've woken up the past couple days a very nice surprise; a surge in views and comments on The Cassandra Chronicles. I can't pinpoint the exact cause, but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth (you know I had to make that pun), so I'll just say Thank you all!! I haven't been able to write as much as I did when I was unemployed, but I will try to start doing it more frequently. Those three "-Magic" shorts are next (Dance Magic, Movie Magic, Mirror Magic), and for those who haven't seen

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Just kidding, nothing about her is nice. "Let me tell ya a a story abot th' time mah entire family ended up in th' hospital."

...are things with "Breeze" in their name always freeloading off of Fluttershy?

2048 is a fun and addictive game, but of course, Cassandra beat it on her first try. The best part is, no Applejack!

Have a go if you like, but don't get jealous when you can't beat her score.

http://2048online.github.io/home/cartoon/2048-my-little-pony.html/

This is an argument I was having with some friends, apparently some people don't think that Fluttershy and Twi were eating veggie burgers n the cafeteria in "Equestria Girls." Here's the proof I eventually was forced to give them, showing two different options for burgers, one type looking distinctly more leafy and green than the other. It's a shame people didn't notice this, because it's clear the storyboarders paid special attention to this little detail.

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Guylight
Rambo Dash
Flutterguy
Ray
Pinkie Guy
Jack
Son Set Himmer

Sweaty Belt
Appleboom
Lou

Guymond Tiara
Silver Stallion
Abs Seed
Peppermint Fist

Big Rack
The Great and Powerful Bricksie
Lips
Nails
Zack

Guyra
John John
Burpy
Barry Punch

Prince Saul
Prince Lou
Prince Cade
Captain Shining Ar-mare.
King Chris
Miss Cord
Queen Mombra
Tiarek

Ari
Son
Adam

Is it a sister, or a cousin, or just a coincidence? Also, I'm a guy, so good job targeted-marketing algorithm.

Also, new chapter this weekend.

Typical Applejack can't even walk properly or clean herself. Just look at how JHaller anguishes and agonizes over having to play a game with Applejack in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivTk7Z1ShdQ

Between Nightmare Night and Hearth's Warming Eve, there's a very special holiday. On this day, ponies gather round the cornucopia, feast on autumn food, and give thanks to what they're most thankful for; Cassandra.

You can take part in this festive holiday too, dear readers. The last Thursday in November is Cassandra Appreciation Day, so let's all celebrate. Tell us in the comments, in what ways are you thankful for Cassandra?

Cassandra's influence grows, and now at last, she has her first fan story! Not bad for a new disciple of Cassandra, I have to say. Will Cassandra succeed in being the best pony ever in this story? Yes, and that's not a spoiler because you already knew that.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/193226/1/cassandra-aka-best-pony-and-7th-element-gets-kidnapped/twenty-thousand-bits

Hello, my little followers, I have an important announcement! This Friday, March 14th is Cassandra's birthday! Yes that's right, it's time to celebrate the wonderful day when Cassandra first came into being! My employer was being a douche and wouldn't let me take the day off, but we can still have fun. So, what presents did you get her? Post in the comments below.

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(Deleted Scene from "Power Ponies")

The ponies were at the Castle of the Two Sisters, helping Twilight review the ancient books in the library. Applejack came across a leather bound tome in a dusty corner, with an ominous message on the front,

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Stop trying to feed everypony your Apple Brown Bettys! They are not duct tape, you cannot use them to solve a wide variety of problems! They need protein and vegetables, and no, before you ask, an apple brown betty is not either of those things. Oh look, you weren't even listening, and now you've wandered off the edge of the waterfall. Oh well, I tried.

As a world-famous fanfiction writer, I get thousands of fan letters a day, and by far the most common question is, "I know that Cassandra is the best OC in the world, and possibly the universe. But are there any other ways to express my adulation?" Well yes, loyal followers, I'm happy to report that there are. The First and Only Church for Cassandra, the Best OC is now open. You're all

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