• Member Since 1st Sep, 2013
  • offline last seen Monday

CassandraMyOCisBestpony


My name is CassandraMyOCisBestpony. I chose that name after I invented the OC named Cassandra. She is long lost sister to the princess, and the seventh element of harmony. My OC, don't steal.

More Blog Posts27

  • 350 weeks
    Surge

    I've woken up the past couple days a very nice surprise; a surge in views and comments on The Cassandra Chronicles. I can't pinpoint the exact cause, but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth (you know I had to make that pun), so I'll just say Thank you all!! I haven't been able to write as much as I did when I was unemployed, but I will try to start doing it more frequently. Those

    Read More

    5 comments · 506 views
  • 388 weeks
    Happy Cassandra Appreciation Day!

    In Equestria, there's a tradition for ponies to gather and discuss why they're thankful for Cassandra. You can read all about it in my story

    4 comments · 658 views
  • 395 weeks
    Nice clickbait, Applejack

    Just kidding, nothing about her is nice. "Let me tell ya a a story abot th' time mah entire family ended up in th' hospital."

    0 comments · 645 views
  • 407 weeks
    I don't mean to sound pony-racist, but why...

    ...are things with "Breeze" in their name always freeloading off of Fluttershy?

    3 comments · 648 views
  • 429 weeks
    2048, MLP edition

    2048 is a fun and addictive game, but of course, Cassandra beat it on her first try. The best part is, no Applejack!

    Have a go if you like, but don't get jealous when you can't beat her score.

    http://2048online.github.io/home/cartoon/2048-my-little-pony.html/

    3 comments · 1,391 views
Jan
26th
2014

The funniest joke in the world · 12:47am Jan 26th, 2014

(Deleted Scene from "Power Ponies")

The ponies were at the Castle of the Two Sisters, helping Twilight review the ancient books in the library. Applejack came across a leather bound tome in a dusty corner, with an ominous message on the front,

"Warning" read Applejack, "this book contains th' funniest joke in th' world. If you read it, you will die of laughter. Well, book, ah'm gonna ignore yer advice!" She opened it up, and flipped through until she found the one page with writing on it. "Here we go, th' funniest joke in th' world." Her eyes scanned the pages as she read the joke and took in the humor. Twilight happened to glance at over and see the book. She gasped,

"APPLEJACK! Did you just read the funniest joke in the world???"

Applejack looked up from the book, lips pursed. The other ponies held their breath, their nervous eyes locked on her. Finally, she broke the silence,

"Well ain't that somethin'? That joke went right over mah head."

Comments ( 0 )
Login or register to comment