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Fan fiction. The final frontier.

Just somepony who likes words

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Good at starting giant ideas. Bad at (a) finishing and (b) thinking of finishable things, but hoping to improve.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Hydrate or diedrate!

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I'm many former things.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Only mostly dead.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

I didn't write any of that.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Regrettably, Last Minute does still seem to be Best Minute

I love fluttercord way too much.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Engineer, Brony, Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Not a changeling.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Ponies: They're what's for awesome!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

okay now kiss!

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Hope you laughed or learned something.