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Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

I'm a girl, another pony fan who writes about life in Equestria. I also love animals and have been known to hug trees in the past.

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

I enjoy video games, reading, writing, relaxing, long walks on the beach, mass genocide, sipping piña coladas, and the small things in life.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Reading order/list is on the profile page or here.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I like ponies, I like writing. Need I say more?

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some from ahead and some from behind.But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles will have troubles with me. - Dr. Seus

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)

Writing’s pretty fun.

Hi! If you're reading this, Dear Twilight Sparkle is on an indefinite hiatus until we finish school this year! Can't wait to get back to writing :)

Shaking off the rust

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.

Please, call me Ed. Click here to support!

Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Voice actor and writer.

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

"With the vast, endless ocean of the Warp and the infinite web of the Multiverse a definitive factor; all possibilities are possible, all realities are real." - (I do crossovers a lot)

MLP:FiM fan like everypony else ~cheers

Original Works. It was a good run.

MLP FIM is my favorite show and my top three favorite ponies are Twilight, Rainbow, and Pinkie Pie!