Howdy, I’m Burt.

The chance that someone shares the same fucked up mind, same perversion, and same interests as me is so rare, that I'm actually using the internet to talk to the other people as desperate as me. - M

space is a waste

A Day in the Life

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Commission Status: FULL

Working on it. https://ko-fi.com/unknownerrorindigo

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Submarine Yeoman, Writer, and film-student. Recently resurrected for 5th or 6th time.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Hearken unto me, Crystal Bearers. Thy foe is clad in infernal Light. If thou wouldst triumph, thou must look to the Dark.

Ah...it's good to write.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

To Infect and Corrupt

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

There goes my hero.

Discovered ponies December 2013

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

So, what to say here?

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I write horsewords for RGRE

Taking a break from life to bring stories!

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

"You think you know me..."

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Tally ho! I understand my accounts name & appearance has seemingly little to do with My Little Pony, but understand that this is merely an account I use to read stories on, thanks for reading this!