Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

Chaos is not the opposite of Harmony but apart of it. Both chaos and order together create a balance known as Harmony. Without one you cannot have have the other and without either there is nothing.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

The Tomorrow King.

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

*This space currently for rent*

Writer and fanfiction reviewer. Feel free to say hi.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I'm mostly a writer. Small fan of the MLP community but not really big.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I've been crazy all my life, it's kept me from going insane.

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." Groucho Marx

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

"Take me away to a dream and I will live like it was real, wake me up to reality and I'll live it like it was a dream."

Stay tuned...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™