I am Swedish, born and raised in the fine city of Göteborg, or Gothenburg in English, I'm male, single, heterosexual, I like to read, write, paint, Tabletop RPGs, playing video games and cooking.

Just trying to be better.

XXIII

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

I have no idea what I'm doing

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just a writer as a hobby.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I'm still alive, probably.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Hi i'm just someone who writes fanfics and if you like a story then show support to give me even more inspiration to write.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Luck? I don't need it, I just need everyone else's to plummet while I'm around.

A few hobbies of mine would be animating, drawing, and writing. Wouldn't it be crazy if I got a job that includes one of those in the future? ...Pfft... Naaah....

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Are you not entertained?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Life's still pretty great

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings.

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?