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Door Matt


Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

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River Run. The most gifted unicorn foal Canterlot has seen in years. But behind his magical potential lies a pony completely at odds with the world around him. With reasons to explain his extreme abnormal behaviour running out, a plea is sent to perhaps the only pony in Equestria who might be able to help.

Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle is running out of lessons to learn, or so she thinks. When a sudden request from an old schoolteacher challenges her to understand a young pony unlike any she has seen before, troubling questions swiftly arise.

Namely, why does he remind her so much of herself?


Writeoff entry for the "Great Expectations" April contest.

Much obliged to Not_A_Hat for pre-reading.

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The fields of magic and dress-making have always been separate arts, until Rarity decides to perform a little "experiment".

The result is a creation so polarising, that soon all of Equestria is caught up by one enraging question:

Just what colour is that dress?


Shamefully written to "celebrate" #dressgate
Cover Art generously provided by The Syreth Clan

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Rainbow Dash's life on Earth did not begin in a cardboard box. And her human discoverer was far from the only person in her life.


Written for the More Most Dangerous Game contest, in which it placed as a finalist! Takes place before and alongside the original My Little Dashie.

Much love to the indomitable RainbowBob for his time in proof-reading.

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This story is a sequel to Cards Against Equinity


Against her better judgement, Twilight accepts an invitation to try a different card game with her friends.

What could possibly go wrong this time?



Written for the Writeoff's January "All In" prompt, and serves as a interquel of sorts between Cards Against Equiniti I and II.

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Deep in the Whitetail Woods, an artificial set of stone doors has been re-discovered after a millennia. Eager to uncover its origins, Princess Twilight leads a group of archaeologists and reporters to the site.

Expecting nothing more than ancient relics, the party finds itself up against what the Vault truly hides.

In the dark, fear lives.


The expanded and much improved edit of the original fic submitted for the Writeoff's 'Behind Closed Doors' December prompt.

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When Maud Pie officially endorses the latest party game to hit Equestria, Pinkie can't wait to share it with her friends.

For all the wrong reasons, it's a game they won't soon forget.


The trendsetter so controversial, 60% of FimFic's mods ruthlessly crushed the subsequent bandwagon!

Stuff said about CAE:
"I never knew I wanted this until now!" - Xomniac
"Despite your vileness, I can't stop laughing at this fic!" - Professor Tactitus
"Illuminati confirmed." - AlesFlamas
"So weird, I reviewed it twice!" - John Perry

Rated Teen, but brace yourselves for some rather 'near-the-knuckle' humour and strong-ish sexual references. Oh my.

Edited by Kolth

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On this historic day, a small but proud nation to the chilly north votes on independence.

Unfortunately for Princess Celestia, that nation happens to be the Crystal Empire.



-Written to coincide with the Scottish referendum on independence.

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After attempting suicide, Jason Wright finds himself far more alive than he'd hoped. His ordeal in Equestria it seems, isn't over just yet. And he learns that friendship can come after all, but from the most unlikely place. With Ponyville itself in the firing line of the persecuted survivor, the stage is set for a titanic clash of power, and it may take more than magic to stop him.

After the End, who will be left standing?


This charming little tale is an alternate sequel to Ending by the remarkably cheerful Mister Blonde.
I now recommend reading that first. T'is very short, and an engaging read. If you have, it means you've might've read the "canon" sequel - Never Really the End. Will this be as uplifting as that? Eeeenope!


Chapters 1 through 4 pre-read by Confusion_
After Hours Pts. 1 and 2 pre-read by Mimic Kairatta, Feo Takahari and Mister Blonde himself!
By the grace granted by the magic of mysterious data coding, this story was Featured on a warm September evening.

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Things are about to get complicated for journalist Breaker Fold, his long-suffering marefriend, and a pissed unicorn wizard long thought dead. Something has brought a terrible prophecy to their coastal town of Hayward-on-Sea, and it's going to take more than a few drinks to get through it all.

So what does happen when a non-brony writes an MLP-universe story? Pretty much this I guess. Has it been done before? Who knows.

Expect: A bunch of OC's at first, canon characters to trickle in as it progresses, lot's of shipping, a bunch of weird humour, odd dialogue and alot of "Pratchett-ian" spirit, hence the Crossover tag. Go read Discworld kids. Not that you'd need to to understand this story, but you still really should.

Constructive criticism is very much welcome. As is gushing praise. Not that I expect much of the latter. ^^

Edited by the wonderful Syvvak. His generous time has ensured this fic is now 95% error-free!

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