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Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.


I've been busy · 12:39am Feb 15th, 2016

I just submitted a new story as I type this. And I'm hoping to high hell that it's approved.
I know that I should have been working on Ending and Beginning, but sometimes, stories just die. That's exactly what happened with them.
They died.
But, the New Story was born.
And I'm gonna go HARD to make sure that this one lives.

And thanks for all your help, guys. Those hundred links to Show, Don't Tell on TV Tropes really helped. Really, though, it did help a lot.

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Jesus Christ, I was gone HOW LONG? · 1:16am Mar 14th, 2015

Ok, so. For those of you who care enough to read these little blogs of mine, I have some news.

1: I'm not dead. I just kinda...backed away from it for a bit.
2: I'm just now rewriting what I have of chapter two of Alien.
3: I'm considering rewriting Ending. Just change a bit here or there, add some detail. I might not, but we'll see.

Thank you for reading this resurrection blog, people who cared to.

-Mister Blonde

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Things and stuff · 10:51pm Jun 7th, 2014

Firstly, I think I finally have my Antidramatic Readings set up. I mean, I've been fucking around with my programs, got 'em working and such. I'm hoping to have them recorded and posted by next week at the latest.

Second, I went and saw The Fault In Our Stars today. It was pretty good, but it got to much better when I heard people sobbing in the theater. Does that mean anything? Either way, it was an amazing movie, pretty faithful to the book.

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Antidramatic Readings will be up soon · 1:13am May 26th, 2014

And I simply want to know one thing: Should I show my face? I don't care either way, but I want to know what y'all think.

Anyways, the first story will be about Maud Pie. Confusion_, you know the story.

I tried recording it today, with a game playing on-screen, just to fill it. The program I used (GameBooster) didn't sync up the video and audio. So that's out.

That is all.

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Tests · 12:45am May 21st, 2014

Not, like, exams. Tests. Biology tests, to be prescise.

And they don't count for a thing.

Unless you plan to go to a four-year collage, it doesn't affect you. Which is exactly why I am putting no brain power into my answers. Might even write a small story as an answer and post it here later.

Anyways, I'm going to talk about nonsense...now.

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Curse you, BronyWriter. Curse you. · 2:15am May 15th, 2014

So, I downloaded Wolf Creek. I finished it a few minutes before I'm writing this.

And I can't describe how I feel right now.

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I now have a Twitter · 11:38pm May 13th, 2014

And it most likely won't be used. I also just got Dropbox, but that's for movies, really (Curse you, Quentin Tarantino!).

Anyways, links to everything are on my profile.


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A stupid series of stories is on it's way · 8:35pm May 12th, 2014

To get creative juices flowing, I wrote nonsense. Full of Deus ex machina's (machinas? Machinae? Machinai?), and are befuddling, to say the least

It's called "This Is Full Of Deus Ex Machina's" and I'm almost done. It will never be completed.

Good day.

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Guess What? · 1:20am May 4th, 2014

This goddamned song has been trapped in my head for the last four days. So, a story (of flames. And ponies, I guess) is being born. My story baby. Shhh, go to sleep, honey. Ok, we need to leave while she's asleep.

Ok, anyways, I'm working on it right now. No idea when it'll be up, but it will. I will NOT give up on it like the war story.

So, some details are being supplied...now.

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Not doing the War story · 11:22pm May 2nd, 2014

I've been [insert excuses here]. So I haven't been able to write as much as I want to. I'm getting Beginning together piece by melancholy piece, but I just barely have 1/8 of the first chapter done, and my adding of a prelude isn't helping. So, yeah.

Don't hate me. Or , do. I don't care.

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